cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance

[ID: a tweet from randomequations that says, "Perisex" is a transmisogynistic slur.]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.