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@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

YESSS

THE FACE *Wheeze*

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

This is oddly unsettling.

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

This brings me an intense amount of joy

Watching this makes me happy

I did not see that coming

yoooo

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him

You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises

You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it

Oh my god

Power move

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?

When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise