biting down

Is... This... A sitcom?

– Did you know “solid dick” was slang for “straight talk” at one point?

Unfortunately, many wouldn’t be able to talk about their “solid dick” as they truly wanted to.

That’s why you shouldn’t have gone. I shouldn’t have asked you because than you could have stayed here and it would have been done properly the first time. It’s not even like I was able to do much anyways. I don’t even know why we went in the first place. 

That’s-- That’s not the point. I chose to go and in no way am I complaining for accompanying you there.. I’m just.. 

……yes?

Ah... Excuse my manners. Do you think something is wrong with these windows?

Ohhhh, this all makes more sense now. I think I understand you a bit better now.

Why, because I understand the ways of nature’s impact on a being?

Wasn’t aware of any dhampir abilities until I was 13.

You are twenty-one, correct?

Then why are you upset if they can just be compromised?

Because... It was done wrong when it should have been done right in the first place. I’m investing a lot in this place already, I should be paying for any other fuck ups.

Don’t they smell or something?

All creatures do if they’ve been outside long enough.

Goats? I don’t understand boys at all.

Goats are beautiful creatures.

I know, but you wouldn’t have to deal with this.

They’re simply windows, they can be compromised.

I’m sure it’s nothing you can’t handle, Kieros. 

I can handle every fucking thing, unfortunately. But I’m getting to my limit with this imbecilic nature these humans display more than enough.

Ah, I s-see. W-Was your father n-not as t-tall or..?

He was a decent height.. 6′1. My mother’s brothers were 6′7 at most.

Are they really that bad?

Seriously asking that?

Well, I wouldn’t go as far as to say shack but…

Exactly.

Good. Wouldn’t say no to a bonus. Carpenters, huh? Fuckin’ sucks.

I wouldn’t expect you to.. Unfortunately, yes. Their pay will be cut significantly. I don’t appreciate people who falter in their work when the boss is out.