plath circa 1997

say what you will about morrissey but “i’ve never had a job because i’m too shy” is the funniest song lyric of all time what do you meaannnnn

so excited for mcr tonite i hope they play leviathan

okay you know what i’d get hate for this if anybody looked at my tumblr but i think there’s a statute of limitations on being “insensitive” about true crime. i saw someone mad that the borden murders had cutesy merch and guys everyone is so dead and has been for so long

hey guys just letting you know i will no longer be arguing in good faith it’s just not my style anymore

oh my god i can’t wait to read famesick by lena dunham at one of those stupid little yellow tables in union square park sipping a 500 dollar latte and having some sort of pesto in my near future

picking at my skin next to two dogs that are furiously biting and licking their fur and realizing that i too am an animal

learning that there may have been a low level conspiracy by the trump administration to blame taco bell for the cyclospora outbreak when they knew it was their supplier Taylor Farms, who just happened to donate a cool mil to a trump super pac

thank GOD björk is icelandic so it’s chill for me to do the voice

i’m kinda like if a teenage boy was an american girl doll

the pizza in the fridge that’s given me a stomach ache three times SWEARS it’s gonna be different this time

CHATGPT HOW DO I WIPE MY BUTT