Kidd

I am here once again to make these because I enjoy doing them. Yay, more for the men characters because there is barely any.EVERYONE IS 18+!! I am going in alphabetical order this time so that means

Starting off with ... Aether:

His farts: are moderate to be honest. nothing to say

Frequency: Ehm, not that often but not too little? its in the middle ok

Smell: They are just like any normal fart honestly.

Side notes: None.

Albedo:

His farts: are small, squeaky, or extremely quiet but if you focused your attention you could hear it.

Frequency: Honestly, he gassy but not very gassy if u know what I mean. His average would probably be 8-11 times a day.

Smell: I really cannot see his farts smelling too bad so im gona go with that. Maby they are odorless at times? Sometimes they smell like spoiled milk and beef i guess.

Side Notes: He tries his best to hide them from you, he doesn't understand the fetish at all. He really thinks his farts are menacing to anyone caught in them. He apologizes after he farts :0

Chongyun:

His Farts: Can be short. they can be silent at most. Sometimes are loud.

Frequency: I think he uses the pops to expel his malicious feelings and well theres gotta be a way for them to go away hmmm 🤔.

Really, what I mean is he's gassy. He eats a ton of pops so yeah :p

Smell: They can smell really bad or you cant smell anything. It's all about how he's feeling :p If they were smelly they'd smell rancid as fuck.

Side Notes: Personally I believe his pops sometimes gives him the gas but I'm jus sayin. His farts literally can make you cold. He apologizes for the horrid spirits that were consuming his body. He'd fart around Xingqiu if he said yes.

Diluc:

His farts: Very short farts. He knows how to hide them from you in plain sight. But, sometimes fails. They can get loud.

Frequency: Not that much. That's because he doesn't want you to hear them. Catch him drunk and maybe it'll be more frequent. On an average day it's no more than 6 a day... or so you think. In reality he farts about 13 a day. If he's drunk, double that 6 to a 12.

Smell: they smell like shit. think of that shit smelling factory that someone would drive by to work and there you have it.

Side Notes: He doesn't want you to fart around him because it'd piss him off. And so he's like that to you most of the time.

Kazuha:

His farts: Moderate or long squeaks *-*

Frequency: He can actually get gassy a bit. Not more than Chongyun but he's always got some gas up in there. His frequency is about 8-11 a day.

Smell: It can hit you, at this point. Smelly farts :0 m e a t y

Sidenotes: When he's reading he doesn't fart, just to avoid the flow. If he were to, he'd just say that it's an added effect to the story.

Kaeya:

His farts: Moderate or short, Sqeuaky as FUCK. They sometimes tend to hiss or are wet.

Frequency: He can actually get pretty gassy, like Chongyun gassy. We will never know what makes him so full of it. He farts about 12-17 times a day.

Smell: Really bad. Rotten banana shit bad. Sometimes going in rotten egg territory. Best make note of what you're getting yourself into.

Side Notes: He too has cold farts. He'd might coax u into them, like u are in a hallway with him and he'd block u into a small room to fart. You can never trust him with them. He smiles and laughs when he's done just to spite you. His farts comes in series.

Tartaglia:

His farts: Short, Moderate, and Long farts. It's a mix bag. they are almost likely going to be painfully noticeable and loud and sometimes wet. They can be silent or squeaky too.

Frequency: A little too often. On an average day, its about 14 or more a day.

Smell: His farts are just as bad as Kaeya's.

Sidenotes: He owns up to them. He thinks farts are a healthy and natural thing that should be expelled from the body at any time. Therefore he farts at any time, except in places he knows that farting would be innapropriate. He farts all in one go.

Venti:

His farts: Windy and Airy as heck. They are super elongated. They are also very loud.

Frequency: Whenever he chooses to. He is the god of Anemo of course he'd be full of gas. Hes the gassiest one.

Smell: He actually can get as bad as Kaeya. Stay away from him. They smell like eggy sulfuric shit.

Side Note: He can fart on command :0 He laughs at his farts sometimes. He smiles and looks at you after he farts.

Xiao:

His farts: Silence. You are asking for a wish if you wanted to hear his fart. Even if he facesit on you u still wouldn't hear it but you'd feel the air pressure. His fart size is immeasurable.

Frequency: Rarely. 4 farts a day at most but thats extremely rare. Most of the time he doesnt fart at all for the day. Expect at least 1 fart per week.

Smell: They are on par with Kaeya's. Brussel Sprouts.

Side Notes: He likes keeping and smelling his farts to himself. He doesn't mind you smelling his farts too but he does NOT want your farts. He gets flustered over your farts.

Xingqiu:

Zhongli:

General HCs

Go//rou tends to get super shy when he's gassy. Evades contact from others when he's like this.

Go//rou doesn't like it when others fart around him without warning. The smell irritates his nose because of how sensitive it is. You honestly can't hide from this dog; he'll sniff you out.

Speaking of sniffing... he sniffs a LOT. His nose does get curious sometimes <.<

Super apologetic after passing gas around others. Like, hands and knees on the ground, begging for forgiveness apologetic.

Also gets squeamish and nervous after he farts. He hopes that nobody heard it; and he'd want to crawl in a hole if someone did because he can't find an excuse for why it happened.

Gor//ou's tail can be a dead giveaway whenever he's got to fart. His tail gets stiff and Gor//ou avoids moving it just to keep his gas in.

His tail ruffles after he farts.

Honestly gets surprised by his own farts, especially if they get loud all of the sudden.

Squints one eye to push out farts—very cute.

Stomach and Bloat HCs (bonus: scat)

Gor//ou can get bloated on a whim. His stomach can get large after eating a big meal, like, 3rd trimester in pregnancy large. He tries not to bloat so hard—he hates having to work off the fat—by housing a simpler diet that doesn't consist of big meals. But sometimes he gets bloated anyways.

Tends to whimper when he's hungry or when his stomach aches. As a dog, it's pretty hard for him to stay sane when he's hungry; he'd eat anything... he ate a rock once-

Loves a stomach rub and is not scared to ask good friends for them: like Kok//omi.

Once he gets bloated, he stays bloated for the rest of the day.

Sensitive stomach. So sensitive to the point that anxiety makes him queasy and bloated with bubble guts.

Being gassy always makes his stomach hurt. It makes his stomach growl louder.

Healthy yet simple diet; lots of ramen, meat, broccoli, and an assortment of vegetables and foods.

A lot of food can easily disturb his stomach. Chocolate hits him the worst. Chocolate milk, on the other hand, will kill his stomach.

Kok//omi was thoughtful enough to let him try some of her chocolate milk after a stressful day. Gor//ou ran straight to the bathroom after consumption. Liquid sprayed out of his ass, letting loose wet and liquidy farts. He was stuck in there for hours. And to make matters worst, it was the public bathroom. An air freshener didn't fix the problem, the smell stayed for at least 3 days.

Gas

Go//rou has airy, hissy, and silent farts. Sometimes they're squeaky. Rarely, they're bubbly (chocolate milk makes him bubbly a lot).

They're not that loud and they're high pitch.

Generally are poots and toots.

The smell is rancid and strong. It's easy to notice that it was him.

Honestly—its an easy out because he's a dog—his farts smell like that of a dog's.

His gas is hot when it escapes from him.

They could smell milky when drinking chocolate milk.

Buttocks

Gor//ou has a pinkish red butthole that's slightly tight.

Constipation/scat makes his hole larger and loose. He gets embarrassed by it because it stays loose for a while and he feels its looseness.

Gor//ou has a small but plump ass. Very squishy and easy to grip on.

For him, as a guilty pleasure, he actually enjoys it when someone licks or sniffs his butthole. Either it be in general or after he's shat or farted. He craves for someone to groom his asshole for him.

S/O HCs

Gor//ou gets all flustered when discussing gas with his s/o, it literally makes his hairs stand.

In all honesty, he doesn't mind if his s/o passes gas around him, but he is so afraid to tell them that. He thinks it's a weird and specific point to acknowledge; so why bring it up in the first place?

Comforts his s/o whenever they get embarrassed from farting.

Is hesitant to fart around them in fears of disturbing them or making them feel awkward. Excuses himself to another room to pass gas.

S/O HCs - The Barrier

When Gor//ou becomes comfortable with his s/o, he'd start to ask for stomach rubs.

He'd walk towards them, whimpering from the pain. "S/O?", he'd call their name worryingly; his hands whisking against his gurgling bulbous abdomen. Without hesitation his s/o reached out to him, "I'll help you this time." Gor//ou's tail wagged with glee from their response. He got down on the floor before laying down stomach up.

Tends to warn them before he farts. But he doesn't call them "farts", he'd call them an assortment of things. He thinks "fart" is an embarrassing word. Thus, he had to come up with a pseudonym.

"S/O, I'm a little floofy." (floofy = gassy)

"Can we go somewhere else? I think I gotta floof." (when s/o and gor//ou are in a public setting)

S/O HCs - Eproctophilia (NSFW) 🍋

D͟O͟O͟P͟E͟Y͟: since this is a new format, imma make things clear. when this tab has a lemon on it, it is addressing sex or whenever the fictional character and their s/o is in bed together doing kinky stuff. completely separate from your typical fluff s/o hc.

Unbeknownst to him, Gor//ou is an eproctophile.

Farting in general doesn't make him aroused; it's who is farting. He loves it when someone he trusts farts near them. But what he loves more than that is when they ask or beg him to.

Kok//omi, in the midst of a private meeting, asked if he didn't mind if she passed gas. With a chuckle, Gor//ou reaffirmed her that she's in the clear. Kok//omi's pink face glees in embarrassment as she silently passes gas beside him. Moments later did he notice the lactose smelling fart, and that unexpectedly turned him on. The way his nose twitched, his tail frozen in place, and his laugh and reassurance to defuse the tension. It was an encounter that he wanted to relive again.

Strongly prefers to be the slave more than the farter; he thinks his gas doesn't compare to his s/o's.

"You really want to hear them that badly? I mean, do you hear yours? They are so symphonic compared to mine~"

Gor//ou is always encouraging while his s/o farts for him. Is not afraid to praise them for doing it either.

Straight up ignores the pseudonyms; he says fart.

Acts shy and nervous just to make himself gassy.

His libido makes him into a sex beast; complete begging mess, sex deprived slave, and a clingy fucker. Takes his slave role seriously; he wants that face sit, dammit. And he enjoys it.

Is always ready for another blast from his s/o's ass.

If he had to be gagged by his s/o in order to make him sniff their ass, he'd do it.

Other kinks of his are sneezing and tickles. He fantasizes him and his s/o getting into tickle fights and farting from being tickled to oblivion. He also imagines farting from having a hard sneeze.

There was a time where he farted from a sneeze before. He just started to jack off from it. The thought of it on its own makes him want to cum.

He doesn't mind any smell, but prefers typical fart smells.

Sniffs a LOT. It turns him on when his nose is stuffed down his farter's ass.

He loves it when his s/o farts for him in doggy style.

His weak spot(s): tail, ass, mouth, nose, neck, back, hands (when cupped), and chest.

Summary