The cellar of kickmule

A warren of grey half walls is a soul sucking way to spend the best years of your life. Stale air, co-workers straight out of the sitcoms, no exercise, no mental stimulation – you really are just like a rat in the maze, pushing the red button for more cheese. The cubical existence is ruining your life, stifling your dreams, locking you into a hopeless future ...

"Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - (Jono Gibbs - Chiefs)

So congratulations script kiddies, I'm sure the satisfaction of knocking a few websites offline for a couple of hours in that online tantrum was totally worth opening your collective wallets to the Internet

'I gave it six months and found out it wasn't the sport for me ... I said 'I want to go back to league where I know how to play, I get more ball and I get more involved'. ''I didn't really know how top rugby was played over there, I thought it'd be the same as here. But I'd touch the ball three times a game and they'd think I'm playing real good. ''I've had a talk to him [Williams] because I played against him over there and we had the same chat - he's missing the contact and getting more involved. He was only touching the ball like five times. We had the same feeling and I'm sure he wants to come back to league, too ... I'm sure he's going to come back, I'm not sure where.''