I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

women don’t have red flags they just have fun facts that’s all

men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"

big shout out to drinks that are pink

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

One way in which people enjoy manifesting their hatred of women in fun, new ways, is to develop this kind of Law & Order-brain that is always willing to be believe in an unexpected third act twist. What if, what if, the very wealthy man’s much younger wife, the one with the bruises and the corroboration was actually lying all along and what if she was abusing him? What if my belief that women are collectively a bunch of lying whores who ruin lives for fun was a stunning new insight? What if I just like, forgot, that women are an oppressed class and men are their oppressors?

the fact that we’re halfway through may should literally be illegal. someone needs to freeze time i can’t handle how fast it’s going

just a girl who’s filled with primordial rage