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There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via youngadultquoted)

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Me: So what does PDF stand for?

My sister: PeDoFile?

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I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

kiarakalts

Sure I'll turn it off!

Do you have an arm I can borrow?

kiarakalts

I was in a terrible mood today, being all stressed, tired, and just done with everything and my sister goes up to me saying “you look tired.” I take off my glasses trying to show her my dark circles and she’s like “you look like a sloth.” There’s a pause and then she’s like “and you kinda act like one too.” I just cracked up like honestly it’s ridiculous how much I resemble a sloth

kiarakalts

*Groot voice* I AM SLOTH

I was in a terrible mood today, being all stressed, tired, and just done with everything and my sister goes up to me saying "you look tired." I take off my glasses trying to show her my dark circles and she's like "you look like a sloth." There's a pause and then she's like "and you kinda act like one too." I just cracked up like honestly it's ridiculous how much I resemble a sloth

#I guess I'm a sloth now #slothiness #slothy

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Waittttt an OPEN HOLED CLARINET?!?! It’s not like every clarinet has open holes…

#open holed clarinet #clarinet #what even

#grumpy cat #st patrick's day #good luck #green

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $99,99

kiarakalts

It’s not okay- the comma is in the wrong place

nanyoky

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

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THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

kiarakalts

Hold up you’re missing a part- the apocalypse… This story was meant to be a tragedy, so like why not kill them all, you know what I mean?? >:-)

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Peaceful mornings at the Skywalker residence. Sorry I was too lazy to google a more legit prosthetic.

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well i dunno either, man

kiarakalts

It's actually quite simple; you just have to become the seductive salad, if you know what I mean *wink wink*

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This is the best news I’ve seen all day

😂😂😂

Ha I wish

tag yo circle self

That’s not a scalene triangle though… I guess if you wanna be precise it could be but just by looking at it, it’s more of an isosceles triangle

#none of them cuz I'm not cool enough to be put into a category it's not depressing leave me alone bye

Me: Dad, why did you give me such a big fork??

Dad: a big fork for a big mouth

Me: ...

Me: *mumbles* where do you think I got it from

#thanks dad #that joke is so overused #big mouth

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If you want to give someone named Erin a compliment, tell them that they’re erinaceous! They’ll appreciate it. Just don't let them look up the word.

#erinaceous #Erin #hedgehog power

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Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

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EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

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