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Dalinar: Did you have to stab Sadeas?  Adolin: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.  Dalinar: What did he say?  Adolin: "What are you going to do, stab me?"  Dalinar: That’s fair.

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

Rereading The Way Of Kings sucks because you’ll meet a silly little bridgeman named Pleeb and youll be like “woah I wonder why I don’t remember this guy hes so neat :))” and then two chapters later Pleeb is shot 57 times and then run over by a 2005 Toyota Prius

"i asked chat gpt" well i asked dalinar and he quoted ten pages of the way of kings at me and i'm pretty sure he would've kept going if i hadn't hightailed it out of there

The sexuality crisis to gender crisis pipeline except every time I come out I swear one truth of the lightweavers

for me it will be forever funny how gavilar overestimated his intelligence. dude thought he was playing 4d chess while in reality he was in a shapes and colours class trying to put cube into a circular hole

his swagless mental breakdowns this, his homoerotic patterns of grief that. what about HER grief-stricken moments of extremely poor decisionmaking? what about HER incredibly alarming isolation and trauma-driven life choices?!?!?!

Kaladin chapter, Shallan chapter

People on reddit doubting my moash knowledge like I don't have a document cataloging every time moash is mentioned

a huge part of what makes stormlight archive interesting is the worldbuilding so i feel like it has minimal potential for any non-canonverse fic AUs, EXCEPT for crack AUs cuz I KNOW that modern universe Kaladin and Moash would have met while Kaladin was leading the charge to unionize their Amazon warehouse and afterwards Kaladin would be like "now I'm gonna open a community-funded urgent care" and Moash would lay a hand on his shoulder and stare into his eyes and be like listen Kal. hear me out. what if we assassinated Jeff Bezos instead

inquisitor marsh with these through his eyes <3 he deserves them