i like to rœck oöt

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

*happy cheerful music as fox plays in deserted nuclear radiation land*

This is the aesthetic

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

I like piss

My bad read this wrong fam

Bug spray.. but for men

Mace

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians

Some kids literally have no choice but to work because their family is desperately poor. Are you going to prevent a family from having that extra income because it gives you moral fuzzys?

tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians

If I could have worked at 15 years old i would have been estatic. No place in my town would hire me in fear of labor laws. Fight me.

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

me at half the animals on the post: “BITCH THAT’S H U G E”

THAT COW IS A HORSE.

That first maned wolf is a model.

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

who’s papa john

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.