A DUDE IN FLUX

It isn't hard to search for "mueller report verdict," though if you do, you might discover that the people who have been brainwashed are not the ones you thought they were. Which is why a lot of you will never click that link.

Also: "The fountains are flowing for the first time in thirty years"? Trump was president for five of those 30 years, so why does he get all of the credit and none of the blame?

Cyclops #5, Alex Paknadel and Rogê Antônio

*I need to watch more reality/variety content to see what Ruka, Asa, and Pharita (and Rami!) are like.

(I didn't watch a ton of Alexis G. Zall back when I was getting interested in YouTube, but she was still a foundational piece of my "What's there to do here?" journey. Seeing her turn 28 is ... 🤯.)

Josh Donaldson, on his ill-fated stint as the Yankees' third baseman

Trump's running around these days acting like no one knows that "dumb" is spelled with a B, but I'm still wondering why his first instinct was to turn Dem-O-crats into Dum-A-crats.

The reason YouTube exists.

Most of the comments on this video are very cool about acknowledging the effort that went into this near-catch. The rest of the comments were posted by sexist pieces of shit.

Awesome! But the RUN? reunion we really want to see is Jihyun with Iroha, not Minju.

The correct response to that nonsense is: "If you unplug Pippen and replace him with LeBron, Jordan still wins at least five rings." Rich Paul's head would explode!

UPDATE: Here's the sticker set that inspired the "Battle in a Box" Snake Eyes.

G.I. Joe #22, Joshua Williamson and Andrea Milana

I tuned in to THE SHOW in the middle of this stage and for a second I thought Wumuti was Somi.

Trump meets Milli Vanilli, as imagined by Seth Meyers

Not really "a summer song," but OMG THAT PRECHORUS!!! And the title hook is fun AF! MEOVV wins the night, not that I'm surprised.

Since THEBLACKLABEL dropped the ball and MEOVV's new MV is nowhere to be seen, this is my consolation prize.