Guy Growing a Gut

Hey.

Hey you. Yes you.

Have a burger.

Why? Why, for being your wonderful self, of course~

You’ve been doing so well lately. Why not grab a pizza? Or two?

You’re looking great, as always~ How about some chocolate? Or cake? Or chocolate cake!

Or maybe a batch of cookies? To celebrate how lovely you are~

Have whatever you desire, whatever you crave. You’re worth Every. Single. Bite. So stop what you’re doing and-

The complexity, layeredness, and dynamics of feelings involved in feedism, both on the giving and the receiving end are fascinating. Feeding each other has this existential evolutionary quality of caring for others, and fattening has been a survival strategy. And yet it's frowned upon in the dominant culture, it's considered morally wrong and weak.

And in between, feeding spans everything from loving service to reckless domination, and necessarily requires trust, deference, and devotion of the feedee as well as concern, provision, and protection by the feeder, and responsiveness, understanding, and consent between both to really work out in the long term. And there is more of this interplay of opposites in fatness - both massive bulk and tender vulnerabilty, huge heaviness and supple softness , weighty brunt and needy helplessness. And so in feeding, lowering defenses, giving in, letting go, embracing the pleasure of indulgence is both an act of trust and of shamelessness, of faith and desire, of offering and craving.

Oreo Gainer Shake:

Approx 3,550 calories, depending on what you use this can change.

Using a whole package of Oreos (typically 36 cookies in a standard pack, though some standard packs contain around 30) a whole pack of Oreos alone is roughly 1,900 calories. You can play around with the ingredients by adding cream, different milk, sauces, fruits, pb, candies, etc. You can also add whipped cream and other things for toppings.

Ingredients:

* 36 Oreo cookies (the whole package)

* 4 cups Whole milk

* 5 scoops Cookies & cream ice cream or whey protein powder

* 1.5 cups Full-fat Greek yogurt (adds creaminess and 35g+ of protein)

* 4 tbsp Instant cookies & cream (or vanilla) pudding mix

* 1 cup Mini marshmallows

* 1/2 cup Cool Whip (blended right in for texture)

* 2 cups Ice

Step 1.

Pour in all 4 cups of whole milk and spoon in the 1.5 cups of Greek yogurt.

Step 2

Layer on the 5 scoops of protein powder, 4 tbsp of pudding mix, and 1 cup of mini marshmallows and or ice creams

3.Add the cookie mountain:

Dump in 32 of the Oreos (reserve some for crushing on top later) along with the 1/2 cup of Cool Whip and the ice.

4.Pulse, then blend high:

Pulse 5–10 times to break up the dense layer of Oreos so they don't jam the blades. Once moving, blend on high for a full 60 to 90 seconds until perfectly smooth.

If your blades are jamming use more milk at the bottom, heavy cream or whatever liquid you prefer.