One Day At A Time

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

Who is she

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

i just wanna be excited about life again man.

Ruby getting Groovy off the Doobie

[white guy voice] protein

me @ my bad eyebrow: i'm sick of carrying your lazy ass... your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life....get a real job....there is no 'I' in 'eyebrows'...except phonetically