Eat the Pomegranate

original with my signature:

Come join me as I try not to develop even more panic and anxiety as I try to manage the store.

"Welcome to the Swing & Shop. It's on back order."

Oh man I am so glad I gave myself a lot of time to work on this - really ended up challenging myself with drawing different types of fabric and textures, and then finding a way to censor it so I can post it elsewhere. But - the hamsterless versions are for Patrons only, so you can see Jester in her full naked glory as she relaxes and enjoys doodling in her journal over there.

Chubby Jester may not be canon but she is very important to me. Trans Jester as well for extra enjoyment.

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Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!