you lost? ha, ha

Heyo! This is where I'm going so if you want to hang out, follow me over here!

I found my new domain name, and I’ll start migrating there~ This blog will probably be Officially Dead when my tablet arrives (and I can advertise/upload over there) so if you want to, go follow @beadedhoney

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

the 2017 tumblr trend is going to be an ask meme where you tell artists what fetish you assume they have based on their art styles

What

I’m so tired this made perfect sense for like 45 seconds

@smilekyliee

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

reblog if your first instinct when you enter a haunted house is to take a fucking bath

Bitch this all ny friends lmaooo fuck

I FEEL ATTACKED

*rips shirt off 2 fight 4 you*

:^) and :3c are emojis used by sneaky individuals and are not to be trusted 

@smilekyliee