trastorno del espectro comunista

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

Can I still be a leftist if I’m a reactionary conservative

Oh you were a gifted child and now you're a loser? Well I was supernaturally experimented on alongside 12 other abducted children and became the lone survivor and dubbed "The Lost Sibling" and now I'm the assistant manager at a struggling small town Wendy's

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

Lovers (platonic)

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time