Give me a sign

Thanksgiving is tomorrow but as a British person do I have a right to celebrate it? I just want an excuse to eat Turkey a month earlier than I need to but if the Thanksgiving Gods will shun me, I’m not going to take the risk.

I don't see why you can't. The day is about giving thanks...and eating as much as you can before you pass out.

I was in the food court of a shopping mall before and there was a little bird flying around. I was worried that it might poop on my food.

I would be more worried about it stealing my food or pooping on me. But mine was just hopping down the aisle before someone came down and scared it away.

Good man, Kevin, good man. 

I try to be.

What if they fly up and start pecking your eyeballs out?

Then you're screwed. But the chances of that happening are very slim.

Not many, but  I see so many crazy stuff every day it seems like

Oh, really? What's the craziest thing you've ever seen?

You help at least though, right? 

If they ask me to.

birds should not be allowed in doors, I don´t like birds in doors

I don't think they met for the bird to come inside. Besides, it was a tiny little thing. It can't do anything to you.

That too.  I am glad I am not the one cooking it this year. 

I never do the cooking. Dani, her sisters and mom take care of all that. I just eat it.

That is the craziest thing that ever happened to while shopping? ever?

Yeah. How often do you see a bird hopping down a store aisle?

Awww that’s cute. I love little animals, I love animals in general.

Who doesn't love animals?

Awww, was he or she okay? 

I believe so. They were probably just doing their shopping for Turkey Day.

It has to be December for me to be in the Christmas mood.

One of the foods.