Kevin David Stevens

2016 vs 2017 mood 

someone take this website away from me

My lesbian friend: i can’t stop thinking about when I’ll meet the love of my life who I can settle down and get a pet and an apartment with and I feel really gay

Mrs. Potts, Beauty and the Beast (via buttfacedmiscreant)

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.

I saw this ad on my dashboard and I have to speak out. This is going to sound crazy but bare with me. So, I used to eat these. Literally eat these. If you were born in the 90′s you know these were delicious. But they came in like a fine dust with a few pellets of gum in there to break it up and I would carry three of these jugs around with me on a keychain on my backpack. Everyone knew you weren’t supposed to eat these but they tasted so good I would go into the bathroom at school and just eat an entire jug. So after a couple weeks of eating these I stopped being able to poop. Like I explicitly remember being constipated for a good part of my 2nd grade year. And my mom was like “i’m not going to buy you any more of that gum you’re having too much sugar it’s making you constipated” but little did she know i was actually eating like 5 of these a day. so she stopped buying them for me and like 2 days later i was in school and i shit my pants and it was bright pink and it stuck to my ass all day and when i got home i literally had to pull the tiny 2nd grade hairs off my buttcheeks because the bright pink bubble jug diarrhea had been caked to my flat ass because i was too scared to tell anyone i shit myself

this is my face every day upon waking

Brenda Song – Modeliste Magazine (January 2017)