inwented in russia

Gay broke sober king 🤴

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning