i was lynnastark

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed

excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it

i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u

when i say “men ain’t shit” none of the men from brooklyn nine nine are apart of that.

Hey guys rb this with ur sign, ur orientation + if you can swim or not, im gay a leo and I cant

remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

Pure

@schwarmerei

the real personality test: reblog this w/ what apps you have at the bottom bar of your home screen