Fuck

The Scooby-Doo Show’s pink-painted cardboard…

…the Pup Named Scooby-Doo triangles of orange Play-Doh…

…and the Ghoul School iterative red-painted cardboard.

But now – at long last – we have another contender.

The one, the only…

…Reluctant Werewolf’s limp brown slices of weird, unknown substance!

No, really. 

I can’t begin to fathom how this color scheme happened.

There’s not even a joke about it being some weird type ‘cause Shag ‘n’ Scoob like odd food. Nuh-uh. It’s just brown pizza.

Whatever the purpose of the brown pizza is, though, one thing’s for sure: 

It’s meant to be shoved in your face by a girlfriend that’ll never appear again in any future installment of the franchise.

And it… it changes you.

Maybe it’s the brown pizza… maybe it’s her immediate mysterious disappearance, never to be mentioned again for countless decades…

…but it’s enough to steal your soul.

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