Fight me

//OOC: I appreciate that you’re trying to cheer me up, I really do, but if this is in any way “official” and follows the disaster that is so-called canon, I DO NOT WANT. If the person in Muken isn’t Aizen’s body double, I literally have no use for this.  

//And the SS does have a lot of blood on its hands. It committed genocide of an entire people AND it installed the rotting corpse of Yhwach when they had a perfectly good volunteer available (Aizen). (Is this the same light novel that has been being translated by fans? In which case I’ve heard of it and it angered me so much I was actually briefly inspired to write fan fic again.)

//Honestly? I might just be too burned to engage productively any more.  I very much appreciate that you’re trying to pull me back in, but I’m a lost cause. This is why I haven’t had much to say here and why my account (mun’s) is likewise dead.

//OOC: I haven’t seen a lot of activity.  I’ve been keeping this blog open just in case there’s a surge in interest, but people seem to have drifted away.  It makes me very sad, honestly.  I enjoyed this community when it was thriving and I feel that Kubo-sensei’s badly-handled ending destroyed people’s desire to continue role-playing in his world. I mean, think about my character.  Aizen is supposedly back in jail after having spouted some nonsense about hope. WTF.  That’s not the Aizen I loved. So, to play in character right now would be a betrayal of a lot of the things I adore about our wicked, twisted Aizen Sousuke.

//If people come back, I will happily consider playing again, but it will depend on if the last couple of chapters are considered canon by the people playing. 

However, despite Kubo’s failures, I still love the series. Early Orihime, before she became a satellite love-interest and her personality was erased by her own creator, was a gift. I keep on meaning to post more on this blog because I enjoyed playing her so much, and I refuse to let a certain corner of the fandom (who often, in my opinion, do the girl a disservice by ignoring some of her best traits) have a monopoly on her.

If I were to post more, would any of the wonderful community be willing to interact with me? I have missed all of you.

Well, the answer is quite obvious, do you not think?

The Shiba are bumbling buffoons disguised as nobles. @kukakusuggestions is as crude as she is vicious and she is, admittedly, really rather ferocious. 

The Shihoin… well I do not believe that there is much I need to explain for this. Whilst @yushirosuggestions seems respectable enough, holding the honour of his family even after his sister dragged it through the metaphorical mud, well, as I’ve already said @yoruichisuggestions is a complete contradiction to noble stature. 

Finally, the Kuchiki. @rukiasuggestions and I are a perfect example of a bond between two noble siblings. Our disposition and grace carries us above the other’s. Not to mention Rukia has more intelligence and coolness, she does wield Sode no Shirayuki, after all in a strand of her hair than all of the Shiba and Shihoin siblings combined. It really is quite obvious, even considering the facts of Rukia’s true heritage and… the ryoka incident would likely give us the appearance of not being so. 

Um, excuse you?  That was only for, like, a hundred years, but then I totally fixed it when I proved I was never a traitor.

Well, the answer is quite obvious, do you not think?

The Shiba are bumbling buffoons disguised as nobles. @kukakusuggestions is as crude as she is vicious and she is, admittedly, really rather ferocious. 

The Shihoin… well I do not believe that there is much I need to explain for this. Whilst @yushirosuggestions seems respectable enough, holding the honour of his family even after his sister dragged it through the metaphorical mud, well, as I’ve already said @yoruichisuggestions is a complete contradiction to noble stature. 

Finally, the Kuchiki. @rukiasuggestions and I are a perfect example of a bond between two noble siblings. Our disposition and grace carries us above the other’s. Not to mention Rukia has more intelligence and coolness, she does wield Sode no Shirayuki, after all in a strand of her hair than all of the Shiba and Shihoin siblings combined. It really is quite obvious, even considering the facts of Rukia’s true heritage and… the ryoka incident would likely give us the appearance of not being so. 

Um, excuse you?  That was only for, like, a hundred years, but then I totally fixed it when I proved I was never a traitor.

The greatest embarrassment of my captaincy was that I could not seem to kill anyone I stabbed. At first I thought, I must just be miscalculating angle, so I practiced getting closer and closer to my victims.  I thought I finally had it when I literally embraced @momosuggestions / @hinamorisuggestions and ran her through….

BUT NO!

Still living!

Honest to gods, my cheeks BURN at the embarrassment of this. I mean, why? Is my zanpakutō not sharp enough? OR JUST TOO WILLFUL, EH, @kyokasuigetsusuggestions???!!

It’s a simple task, stabbing. Even a moron like @kenpachisuggestions can do it! Why not me?  WHY, I ask you, WHY???

*cough*

Oh.

Well, the answer is quite obvious, do you not think?

The Shiba are bumbling buffoons disguised as nobles. @kukakusuggestions is as crude as she is vicious and she is, admittedly, really rather ferocious. 

The Shihoin… well I do not believe that there is much I need to explain for this. Whilst @yushirosuggestions seems respectable enough, holding the honour of his family even after his sister dragged it through the metaphorical mud, well, as I’ve already said @yoruichisuggestions is a complete contradiction to noble stature. 

Finally, the Kuchiki. @rukiasuggestions and I are a perfect example of a bond between two noble siblings. Our disposition and grace carries us above the other’s. Not to mention Rukia has more intelligence and coolness, she does wield Sode no Shirayuki, after all in a strand of her hair than all of the Shiba and Shihoin siblings combined. It really is quite obvious, even considering the facts of Rukia’s true heritage and… the ryoka incident would likely give us the appearance of not being so. 

Um, excuse you?  That was only for, like, a hundred years, but then I totally fixed it when I proved I was never a traitor.

Enchanted creature can’t move because it’s a “deer in the headlights”.

When a Vehicle you control attacks, run over enchanted creature.

And it’s not a car that I planned on using. It’s a Ukrainian armored personnel carrier that makes a humvee look as flimsy as the Yugo. If you need a demonstration of its capabilities, allow me to supply the video that convinced my to purchase it.

https://youtu.be/cDoRmT0iRic

Out of curiosity, WHO are you?  I’m uncertain what it is, exactly, that you imagine I’ve done to incur your murderous ire.  You seem to spend an inordinate amount of your time fixated on my death or body harm. You seem obsessed, in fact.

And… yet I have no memory of ever interacting with you. 

Are you some angry child of a member of Central 46 that @ginsuggestions slaughtered?  A relative of some hapless soul in the Rukongai, whose essence I shaved to create the hogyoku? I don’t believe I ever managed to kill any humans i Karakura Town, so you’re not likely seeking vengeance for them.  Perhaps you’re a friend of @shuuheisuggestions / @hisagisuggestions‘s colleagues Kanisawa and Aoga, who died in the Hollow attack on Academy that I orchestrated? Or maybe you’re like @yoruichisuggestions and you blame me for every random act one of my Hollow creations did?

I’m in Ichigo’s class! I was on my way out of town when your butterfly bullshit went down!

Tell me, JOSH GROBAN, why do you think I have never used your name? BECAUSE I CAN’T!! You used that stupid illusion sword (I’m sorry for calling you stupid, @kyokasuigetsusuggestions), and suddenly I can’t say your name, even though Chad told me about you!

I hate you because you messed with my head, as well as, y'know, TRY TO TURN THE ENTIRE TOWN INTO A GODDAMN KEY!

Of course I don’t remember you.

Also, I was very much awake, thank you very much. How else would I have seen that *beautiful* butterfly transformation you pulled.

Newsflash, if I wanted, I could just use my Fullbring to effectively become a god! Do you know what it does?

It lets me stop time.

Stop. Fucking. TIME.

AM I INCONSEQUENTIAL NOW ?!

Tsk, it seems Karakura Town was rotten with them.

Stopping time, however, is not a power that impresses me much. It is a skill available to Shinigami, albeit forbidden. (Which, if you think that I don’t know the forbidden Kidō, you’d be extraordinarily foolish.) Giriko Kutsuzawa also had this full bring. He’s dead. It seems that @kenpachisuggestions ability to stop a beating heart was far more effective.

And, you’re telling me that you knew how to make an oken? Well, then, either I must call bullshit, or you’re hiding something else about your origins.

It seems deeply unlikely to me that a Fullbringer–an accidental monstrosity caused by Hollow impurities–would make you a likely candidate to know ANYTHING on the level of the Royal Realm, the purview of which is so secret that most Shinigami know nothing about it.

But, the fact that what you say is TRUE intrigues me, @hikarutakahashisuggestions.

Try again.

Tell the full truth this time.

Look, @kenpachisuggestions, if @yachirusuggestions gets a cavity, my dad will take care of it, free of charge. He’s a fully certified dentist, and he’s a sucker for adorable little girls (and will shit his pants as soon as you walk in, Ken)

.

Well, the answer is quite obvious, do you not think?

The Shiba are bumbling buffoons disguised as nobles. @kukakusuggestions is as crude as she is vicious and she is, admittedly, really rather ferocious. 

The Shihoin… well I do not believe that there is much I need to explain for this. Whilst @yushirosuggestions seems respectable enough, holding the honour of his family even after his sister dragged it through the metaphorical mud, well, as I’ve already said @yoruichisuggestions is a complete contradiction to noble stature. 

Finally, the Kuchiki. @rukiasuggestions and I are a perfect example of a bond between two noble siblings. Our disposition and grace carries us above the other’s. Not to mention Rukia has more intelligence and coolness, she does wield Sode no Shirayuki, after all in a strand of her hair than all of the Shiba and Shihoin siblings combined. It really is quite obvious, even considering the facts of Rukia’s true heritage and… the ryoka incident would likely give us the appearance of not being so. 

Um, excuse you?  That was only for, like, a hundred years, but then I totally fixed it when I proved I was never a traitor.

Well, the answer is quite obvious, do you not think?

The Shiba are bumbling buffoons disguised as nobles. @kukakusuggestions is as crude as she is vicious and she is, admittedly, really rather ferocious. 

The Shihoin… well I do not believe that there is much I need to explain for this. Whilst @yushirosuggestions seems respectable enough, holding the honour of his family even after his sister dragged it through the metaphorical mud, well, as I’ve already said @yoruichisuggestions is a complete contradiction to noble stature. 

Finally, the Kuchiki. @rukiasuggestions and I are a perfect example of a bond between two noble siblings. Our disposition and grace carries us above the other’s. Not to mention Rukia has more intelligence and coolness, she does wield Sode no Shirayuki, after all in a strand of her hair than all of the Shiba and Shihoin siblings combined. It really is quite obvious, even considering the facts of Rukia’s true heritage and… the ryoka incident would likely give us the appearance of not being so. 

Um, excuse you?  That was only for, like, a hundred years, but then I totally fixed it when I proved I was never a traitor.