Unlucky bastard.

Do you still have that Mahalo rewards card? Go treat yourself with Butters!

You are the best fucking princess.

*gives you the biggest hug*

Ever try to see if you have other powers other than immortality?

would you still do random stuff for money ?

What are your kinks?

Okay let's stop telling you things you aren't ready for. Just relax and take a deep breath and play video games, okay?

I think your mom knows too. You may not know this, but after you die you come out of her again and then wake up the age you died.

Dude, don't listen to that Anon. I'm you from the future, and you get laid 4 times in one week.

Do you have any pets?

Why do people like pronouncing your name "Kyenny" sometimes? Your mom and Eric do that.

How was it like being pot roast?

eggs

No lady is going to fuck you unless she wants to be arrested, Kenny.

asfhaafhjfsfjomfg ur so adorable