If you think youâre bad at your job, just think about the fact that Kylo Ren, a.k.a The Jedi Killer, is head-over-heels in love with Rey, a.k.a the only Jedi alive.
okay iâve never seen a single star wars movie but this sounds fucking adorableÂ
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If you think youâre bad at your job, just think about the fact that Kylo Ren, a.k.a The Jedi Killer, is head-over-heels in love with Rey, a.k.a the only Jedi alive.
okay iâve never seen a single star wars movie but this sounds fucking adorableÂ

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Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.
That moment when youâre reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
Florence Welch on Late Night with Seth Meyers
The devil gonna come fuck me himself
Reblog if you want the devil to come fuck you himself out of sheer spite at the OP.
âthe clitoris is meant for creating a childâ

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my hot take as someone who has experienced the lowest of lows in terms of severe depression and anxiety and executive dysfunction: the whole ânot everyone is neurotypical karenâ mindset is legitimately damaging and destructive and ultimately will make you feel worse and more isolated
eating well and exercising and etc absolutely helps with mental illness. obviously itâs irritating to hear that when those things feel like impossible tasks, i get that, and iâve been there. but forcing yourself to eat better, to walk more, to get up out of bed and shower even when you donât want to, those things help. they clear your head. they make you feel better. they absolutely do. getting there is hard, but once you do it, it does help
rejecting any kind of help, even the most benign suggestion, from someone who is trying their best to think positively for you and shoulder the emotional burden with you, is going to make you feel worse. itâs going to make you feel that much more cut off and lonely and frustrated. i have isolated myself and ruined friendships with people because i chose to close myself off from people who were just trying to help and i convinced myself that they didnât understand me and no one would ever understand me. what did that get me in the end? genuinely nothing. it made me feel even more alone.
If youâre European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Hereâs why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the âLink Taxâ and the âCensorship Machinesâ articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you wonât be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because itâs all copyrighted material. And you wonât also be able to share, enjoy or download otherâs contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everythingâs lost yet. Thereâs another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Also, sign and share this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial
We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, donât let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.
#SaveYourInternet now!
Itâs funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.
friendly reminder that if this goes through my blog may well be fucked so please please sign!!!
Apologies All Around
I had planned to diligently participate in Soul Bates Week, but life got in the way. My boyfriend's daughter relapsed badly, attacked him, and tried to kill herself to punish him for standing his ground. We are trying to heal and care for her baby while she is in the hospital. I will do what I can to catch up as I'm able. Love and light to you all.
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Extravagance
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Day 1
AU, they're together and happy. I don't think I've ever taken part in this before, so I hope that I'm doing it correctly. Feel free to let me know if I've messed up.
. *o0o* .
Everything about her was glamorous, or at least, it was to Norman.
He sat on the edge of her bed, watching Norma hum as she slid into her sheer black slip, feeling his face flushing as her eyes caught his over her shoulder. Her hair was gorgeously set, her slender neck was elongated more by a cameo pendant, and she wore glittering heels that made her calves a work of art. She was a goddess, unrestrained and certain of what she wanted at last.
Only a few weeks ago, this kind of taboo fantasy would have been impossible. Somehow, they had come to this glorious place where he was hers and she was his, and every way that mattered.Â
Standing, Norman moved to place his hands on her hips. The dress was laid out next to her, but he paid it no attention as his gaze trailed the excessive ruffles hugging the curve of her breast down to where the taut nipple poked through lace. Norma smiled at him, that curiously coy grin she had when she was pleased, when she felt powerful. She took the champagne flute off her vanity and had a sip, and he swallowed thickly as she licked a drop off her plump, rosy lips.Â
"Mom?" he asked weakly, fighting the urge to lean in and taste it off her lips. One hand moved higher, resting just below the soft mounds he wanted so badly to touch.Â
"Dinner first," she said softly, cupping his cheek. "Then you can take me to bed. "
He shivered. "Yes, Mother. "
~fin

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Soulbates Week 2018 Prompts
[June 11th] Day 1 : Sunshine / Extravagant [June 12th] Day 2 : Pampering / Lost [June 13th] Day 3 : Midnight / Birds [June 14th] Day 4 : Rain / Smoke [June 15th] Day 5 : Old-fashioned / Chocolate [June 16th] Day 6 : Countdown / Unconscious [June 17th] Day 7 : Magic / Soul
I'm going to do ficlets instead of full-fledged fanfiction so that I can be sure to stick with it. I think I'll go with Extravagant for day one, and Pampering for day 2
Star-crossed lovers.
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cashier: sorry for your wait. weâre short-staffed today
millennial: oh thatâs ok no worries :)
 baby boomer:
But listen thatâs the thing.Â
We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for the 8 people you should probably have to be on the clock. Â
Baby boomers grew up with stores that were adequately staffed, with workers who most likely had weeks of training for their jobs as opposed to the 1-2 shadow shift training we get now. Also those workers most likely were able to be full time if they wanted. Now retail, except for management positions, is mostly made up of part time workers, because you donât have to give them benefits. So you have a workforce of perpetually underpaid, overwhelmed, undertrained people trying to do their best all while dealing with an entire generation of people who refuse to acknowledge that the system has changed and the average retail worker has NO control over that change and is being taken advantage of.
Like we got our customer surveys back, and almost every single one mentioned that they couldnât find someone to help them or we needed more people on register because it was TOO SLOW, but what did management tell us instead of scheduling more people? We need to be quicker on register and call for backup if necessary. Which makes no sense because we canât call for backup THAT ISNâT THERE.
Y'all my parents havenât worked retail since the 70s and they absolutely never believe me about the things that happen at work. I explain the schedule for next week gets hung up on the Friday before and they scoff and go âwell when i worked at X they had it a month up your manager is just lazy.â No mom, its company policy to only do âtwo weeksâ in advance. They wonât give you a full monthâs scheduling in advance cause it letâs you plan for a world outside of work. Or about the hours, workload or anything. They just assume its an individualâs failing instead of corporate mandate. Or, if they do believe me (that its company policy) they call it ridiculous and point out some survey that argues its Good Business to do (insert decent thing here).As if they think the higher ups donât know this and are simply ignorant of Good Business Practices. They donât understand that retail has completely shifted from caring about its employees to squeezing out every penny now instead of investing it for later.
Cause that isnât how it was when they worked and they just canât seem to see otherwise.
  I think there should be a âbring-your-parent-to-work-dayâ instead of âbring-your-kid-to-work-dayâ, it would shock so many parents and would probably make them finally realize how much retail indeed has changed in the US.
when i first got hired as a cashier, my manager who had been doing that since she was like 17 in 1975 told me that back in The Days, when you were hired as a cashier in a grocery store it was a) a well paid job & you could get full time work easily b) a respected career choice c) the store closed at 6pm and was closed on Sundays so the hours were a lot more pleasant d) they made you go to cashier school for 2 weeks, which was basically a fake grocery store and you just learned the trade completely before even meeting a customer now its like : you get like 20 hours a week, bullshit shifts like 3:45 to 10:15, a 20 minutes training before being thrown to the wolves, customers tell you you deserve your shitty lowlife job as soon as you donât thoroughly kiss their ass
The millennial experience is tied to growing income inequality and the indentured servitude of student loan debt
This applies to food service and quick service jobs as well. If youâre not making them money, youâre not working hard enough.
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
My childhood has pretty much been wiped off the face of the planet :(

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Robot character : *is a robot*
Me : I love you so fucking much. I support you. I will protect you with my life.
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