Live in Living Color — ♥

You think we can get all of the Applebitches in one place?

I’m sure we can. Is it a smart idea, both on a financial and a socially acceptable level? Nah. Will it be a great kickoff to the holiday/birthday season? Damn straight.

So between the giant storm, and making sure all my siblings are present and accounted for I totally forgot that as of midnight my birthday will be in one day. I have absolutely 0 plans but I do wanna fucking party, so like, considering going to Little Rock so I can party it up, but I don’t wanna do it by myself. Anyone down?

Is this even a question? Ain’t no party like an Applebitch party.

I AM A DELIGHT TO LIVE WITH.

I’m not arguing with that — still think I’ve gotten my fill. Doesn’t mean you’re not one of my favorites though.

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It’s officially coquito season and I’m making an entire swimming pool’s worth. Who’s gonna be hungover at work tomorrow? This girl. Who’s not going to want to hear people moan on her massage table? Also this girl.

Normally I’d lecture about being hungover at work, but we all almost died last week so I’m fully willing to condone it if you hook a sister up.

I’ve lived with each of them for anyway from to 19 to 13 years, I think I’m good with never having to live with any of them again. Sorry fam, I love all of you, but I also love my space, freedom, and fridge organization system.

I’m just really passionate about people being happy and spiritually well-balanced! Don’t mistake it for trying to help out the business, because I’m not super invested in the spa, you feel? I mean, if you insist. It might get a little awkward when one of us has to pee. Or shower.

Kendra: focused on money. Bee: Focused on restoring positive energy.  This is a prime example of why you’re a better person than me. Well alright, maybe don’t never leave my sight again, but like... if there’s every a chance for another natural disaster, come at me fast. 

This storm was crazy! It’s a good thing I stayed home and didn’t get stuck in some random place for a week. I’m just glad it’s finally over so I can tend to the bees before winter comes! For those that are concerned about the bees at the apiary (if you’re not concerned, you should be), the bees are a-okay! The hives are only a little wet but they will recover!

I’m jealous — next time I see any grey clouds in the sky, I’m running towards you place so I don’t spend half a week in jail. Tell the bees I love them, please and thank you.

Has anyone else ever seen two grown-ass men wrestling each other in at least ten inches of mud? Over nothing, really? And not that typical mud wrestling type of thing that some people find attractive. I mean two burly, very angry men going at each other looking to draw blood. It’s not something I’m too eager to see again, and certainly not something I want to break up again. The fact that anyone expected me to break up a fight between two men twice my size is a bit ridiculous, but the fact that I successfully broke them apart is a full-on miracle. I can say this much. Today’s activities were certainly more entertaining than yesterdays. I’ve never been a huge fan of having to cover any store on Black Friday. How was everyone else’s day?

...there were really people who went out Black Friday shopping after we all escaped near death? I love a good bargain, but not that much.

MOODBOARD [1/??] → Kendra Maite Applebaum

who gave you the right to be so much prettier than me

What kind of lie is this? The fuck?

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