I KEN'T

Cutest thing I’ve seen all day

-clears throat-

Is that because I shouted at you or because I was kind of creepy or both? You see, I may seem very dangerous but I’m completely harmless(sometimes) *smiles goofily*

Both. Definitely both.

-laughs- oh i did not see that coming. But reallyyy you are like the only girl that dont like me like really really. All the girls are like "oh ken y so hot" or "marry me ken"

-clears throat-

Barely? But I told you already my stuffs and talents, I even showed you one. -pouts- maybe you just really hate me, which is a shocker knowing that girls cant resist my charm

I don’t really hate anyone but, uh, we didn’t really get off on the right foot.

Is that because I shouted at you or because I was kind of creepy or both? You see, I may seem very dangerous but I'm completely harmless(sometimes) *smiles goofily*

-clears throat-

*walks side by side* yes a drink will help and where is Mr. D WHEN I NEED A DRINK JUST UGH I HATE FEELINGS.

*looks at him, slightly worried* You okay there? It’ll be okay, don’t worry. And feelings are what make us human, but yeah, they can totally suck. *smiles sadly*

But I dont want to be human! I man to be a hat or something really useful maybe even a mat! Anyway does this mean we are like bros now?

-clears throat-

Oh… ok sorry I just like hugs -looks down- well…. this is embarrassing I’m really really sorry I thought all people like hugs

I’m…not a very touchy person. Hugs aren’t my thing, especially when I barely know the person.

Barely? But I told you already my stuffs and talents, I even showed you one. -pouts- maybe you just really hate me, which is a shocker knowing that girls cant resist my charm

-clears throat-

The most beautiful girl inside this camp, Brielle Chase but she went away and I dont know where to find her or if she and I are not a thing anymore and ugh I hate you for asking -sigh-

*smiles; frowns* Oh-oh, I’m sorry. I’m sure you’ll figure it out though. But, mess hall, let’s go. I’m thirsty too now. *starts walking*

*walks side by side* yes a drink will help and where is Mr. D WHEN I NEED A DRINK JUST UGH I HATE FEELINGS.

-clears throat-

High and mighty, I am. -laughs and hugs you- I like you already for that compliment missy. Here have glitters since I dont have a candy yet

/pushes him away immediately/ Don’t touch me.

Oh... ok sorry I just like hugs -looks down- well.... this is embarrassing I'm really really sorry I thought all people like hugs

-clears throat-

Sure I like mess hall its messy and its a hall. And what relationship are we talking about here? Please no I have a girlfriend

*snorts* Oh wow. *smiles* I was kidding. You’re not my type. *tilts head* Really? Who?

The most beautiful girl inside this camp, Brielle Chase but she went away and I dont know where to find her or if she and I are not a thing anymore and ugh I hate you for asking -sigh-

-clears throat-

Yes please and I am Ken not mr freebie. Ken the awesome guy ken the hot stuff

*smiles* I didn’t know that, but I know now. And I think I’ll just stick to Ken. I don’t think we’re already in that stage of our relationship. *chuckles* I’m Jules. So, let’s go to the mess hall to get you that drink, hm?

Sure I like mess hall its messy and its a hall. And what relationship are we talking about here? Please no I have a girlfriend

-clears throat-

Oh I am! A lot of campers know that I am an idiot -whispers- they all love me secretly though. Oh that’s sad then I think maybe I’ll just leave a candy here right on this very spot and hope that you’ll get it

…Are you high?

High and mighty, I am. -laughs and hugs you- I like you already for that compliment missy. Here have glitters since I dont have a candy yet

-clears throat-

Because I’m awesome and I get freebies and I can sing and really I have so much to brag about like I could go on forever but I’m thirsty and WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS ARENT YOU GONNA OFFER ME A DRINK!?!?

*raises eyebrows* Wow, aren’t you confident? *chuckles* Right, I’m sorry, where are my manners indeed. Would you like a drink, Mr. Freebie?

Yes please and I am Ken not mr freebie. Ken the awesome guy ken the hot stuff

-clears throat-

Kima, it’s like Kim with an a. you live here? Like outside? What are you? Are you homeless pretty girl or a nymph or naiad?

I live here. In camp. Now. /furrows eyebrows/ I’m not gonna tell you where I really live. I’m not an idiot.

Oh I am! A lot of campers know that I am an idiot -whispers- they all love me secretly though. Oh that's sad then I think maybe I'll just leave a candy here right on this very spot and hope that you'll get it

-clears throat-

What’s that laugh for? I BET YOU ARE SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW -sticks tongue out-

You’re just kinda silly. *chuckles and shakes* I wouldn’t know what I’d be jealous for.

Because I'm awesome and I get freebies and I can sing and really I have so much to brag about like I could go on forever but I'm thirsty and WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS ARENT YOU GONNA OFFER ME A DRINK!?!?

-clears throat-

-reaches inside his pocket- oh sorry I got like only glitters, I might have eaten all my candies already. Anyway, can you like just tell me your name and address then I’ll send you a candy

Kima. And I live here.

Kima, it's like Kim with an a. you live here? Like outside? What are you? Are you homeless pretty girl or a nymph or naiad?

-clears throat-

Wait you don’t? -gasp- well how about a kiss then? -bites lower lip-

Hand over the candy then. /steps back/

-reaches inside his pocket- oh sorry I got like only glitters, I might have eaten all my candies already. Anyway, can you like just tell me your name and address then I'll send you a candy