I can't think of anything witty to put here.

Tag yourself; I’m a fondle of unicorns.

I’m a delectation of nymphs

Yard-sale of androids

@officialqueer

A classic

@editorincreeps I saw this and thought it might tickle your fancy

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

Brains, beauty & booty.

I need this here

What program do the Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

why do i roll always 1 

Innovator 

Wholesome

I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting