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Commission for saltyshiro, for their fic ‘the peace-weaver’! It’s an amazing fic and I’m absolutely honored to paint something for it. Please give it a read ♥

This is available as a print (and other apparel) on Redbubble and society6!

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

Romantic Fantasy Scenario: (Not likely) Shiro first started to get close to Curtis starting with Curtis comforting him in the immediate aftermath of the Lions crashing and the Paladins being injured, and the relationship slowly grew throughout the war and culminated in marriage and a happily-ever-after.

Real Life Scenario: (Probably happened) The cute lieutenant was Shiro’s finally-back-with-adults one night stand the night before the Paladins took the MFEs to call their Lions because he never expected Silver Fox to be his motherFUCKING boss, then he had to spend the length of the war awkwardly calling this guy who he’s seen naked ‘sir’ in public while occasionally banging it out with him in a utility closet in private. 

The Mighty Nein