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Twenty Five: Zodiac.

Listed below are (depressingly accurate) traits from each sign of the zodiac. mark off the ones that apply to you, and see which one you are most like. Use X if you completely agree and / if you somewhat agree.

♈ ARIES. (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19) [ ] you have a tendency to not finish things you start. [x] you are very conscious of what people think of you, and you let it impact you deeply. [ ] you’re impulsive and spontaneous. [x] you are very headstrong and hard to sway. [x ] you are more likely to take your own approach to something rather than go by conventional methods. [x ] you’re not afraid to say what you think, but sometimes you forget how what you think might make other people feel. [] you are young at heart. [ ] you love to experience new things, even though you bore of them quickly. [x] you can be very jealous. [ ] you know how to make the best out of any situation. 5/10

♉ TAURUS. (APRIL 20 - MAY 20) [x ] you are very possession-oriented, and have a hard time sharing your belongings. [ ] you are extremely affectionate. [ ] you have great tolerance, and it takes you a lot to reach a breaking point. [x] but when you do, it’s disastrous. [x] you like to take things slow and know what you’re getting into. [x] you have never been one for change. [] you can’t stand to be challenged. [x] you have a firmly set comfort zone, and it irritates you when people tamper with it. [x] you are especially reliable, and you are always there for people who need you. [x] you always keep your promises without fail. 7/10

♊ GEMINI. (MAY 21 - JUNE 20) [x] your dominant trait is absolutely your love of communication. [] you are naturally a very curious person, but since you flutter from one thing to another so often, you aren’t one to appreciate the deeper aspects of an experience. [x] you are all about logic. things need to make sense to you. [ ] you are very restless and active, in both body and mind. [ ] you tend to be two faced. [x] you are a very critical person. [x] you are a cynic. [ ] you thrive on change and hate being in the same environment for an extended period of time. [x] once someone betrays you, you have difficulty trusting them again. [] you are very unpredictable. 5/10

♋ CANCER. (JUNE 21 - JULY 22) [] who you are as a person is deeply affected by your childhood. [x] you are very in touch with emotions, to the point where you can almost instantly tell how someone else is genuinely feeling. [x] you need a place you can call your own, which is why you value ‘home’ [] you love kids. [x] you are very affected by other people’s problems, and have a knack for putting yourself in the shoes of other people. [x] you dislike confrontation. [] you have always valued your heart over your mind. [x] you hate being told what to do. [] your moods are very fluid, as you are very sensitive. [] if you like someone, you accept them into your heart just the way they are. 5/10

♌ LEO. (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22) [x] you would move heaven and earth for the people you care about. [ ] you would never consider yourself petty. [] you are naturally a very generous person. [x ] for you, there is nothing worse than losing. [x] in arguments, you come across as stubborn and hot headed, but you just want to justify your actions and explain why you believe you’re right. [x] you set very high, occasionally unreasonable expectations. [ ] your ego is the size of a small planet. [x] unlike Gemini, you dislike change, and would much rather have stability in your life. [x] one of your talents is making people feel special. [ ] you love being in the limelight, and it roots from a need to be appreciated. 6/10

♍ VIRGO. (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22) [x] you like to dream and fantasize, but in the grand scheme of things, you are realistic and won’t waste time on the impossible. [] you know exactly what you want, you just don’t know how to get it. [x] education is very important to you. [x] all you really want is to feel useful. [ ] you never lose your cool. [x] you second guess yourself a lot, and majority of the time, you don’t think you’re good enough. [x] you don’t mind going the extra mile, even for people you don’t really know. [x] you are not overly emotional, and you sometimes perceive them as messy, embarrassing or even a weakness. [x] you are deep and reflective. [x] you would rather be lonely than settle for less. 8/10

♎ LIBRA. (SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22) [x] you are very laid back and you don’t mind a lot of things. [x] you are fascinated with people, and you love to understand others. [x] you dread hurting other people’s feelings. [x] you are very charming. [ ] you would rather look at life through rose-tinted glasses than acknowledge the negatives. [] you are very focused on balance. if someone pushes you, you will push them right back. [x] you are indecisive. [x] you wish more people would give peace a chance. [x] you become annoyed when you spot unoriginality in others. [] you will never forget to let the people you love know how much you care about them. 7/10

♏ SCORPIO. (OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21) [x] if someone tries too hard to control you, nothing will hold you back from rebelling. [x] you are vindictive. [x] you prefer to keep your feelings to yourself. [x] you can see right through people when they lie to you. [] you can always be trusted with secrets. always. [x] you are horrified of being made vulnerable. [x] you have complete control over your emotions. people only see what you let them see, and you prefer it this way. [x] you do not desire approval from anyone; you’re content to do your own thing. [x] you can be pretty blunt. [] people often say you’re a mystery. 8/10

♐ SAGITTARIUS. (NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21) [ ] you’re a risk-taker. you’ve never been afraid to act on a hunch. [x] you love to learn and gain knowledge. wisdom in general is something you find very, very respectable. [x] freedom means the world to you. [x] you’re not a dishonest person, and very rarely will you take advantage of someone to get what you want. [x] a lot of people think you have a great sense of humor. [ ] you are very carefree by nature, but occasionally you tend to be careless. [x] you don’t freely hand out compliments, but when you do give them, you mean them. [x] you love a challenge. if something comes too easily, your interest in it will disappear. [ ]  you are very enthusiastic about life. [ ] you are generally upbeat and happy-go-lucky. 6/10

♑️  CAPRICORN. (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19) [x] you are very reliable, but you have a hard time relying on other people. [x] you don’t know how to ask for help. [x] you finish everything you start. [x] you hate making mistakes, no matter how small. [x] you don’t like talking about your deeper emotions, and you get really irritated when people try to make you. [x] you are far more complicated than people believe you to be. [x] you may come across as harmless, but you are tough as a keg of nails. [x] you like to be in charge of everything in your life. [x] you always stand your ground. [x] a trait you hate to see in someone is vulnerability, and you might find yourself taking advantage of someone who tends to play the ‘victim’ role. 10/10

♒ AQUARIUS. (JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18) [x] emotions can be scary for you. [x] you are a walking contradiction. you want freedom, yet you want protection. you want to be alone, yet you want the laughter and adventures that only other people can bring you. [] you are not the jealous type. [] you are an inventor. you live in today’s world, but think in tomorrow’s world. [ ] you rebel for the sake of rebelling. you love to shock. [x] you won’t change for anyone. someone must either take you as you are, or stay out of your path. [] you like to listen to other people’s opinions and views, even if you disagree. you aren’t at all unreasonable. [x] no matter how close you get to someone, there will always be a part of you reserved for yourself. [ ] much like leo, you expect less than practical things of people. [x] you’re more interested in being a friend than making more friends. 5/10

♓ PISCES. (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20) [ ] you are very artistic, to the point where you can’t keep it in. art is your life. [] you have no emotional boundaries. you feel practically everything. [] you are very, very open minded. you would never put anyone down because of their beliefs. [x] you have your head in the clouds maybe too often. [] you want a fairytale romance. [x] sometimes you tend to see things less as what actually happened, and more as what you wished happened instead. [x] if you’re excited about something, you become a dog with a bone. you could talk about it all day. [x] you are capable of surprisingly biting sarcasm. [x] you have a hard time accepting criticism. [x] you hold onto people who are bad for you. 6/10

Aries: Doesn’t know how to express their hurt to others so they try to keep it in or they express it in the wrong way. 

Taurus: Ignores the person that hurt them, but eventually feels bad and decides to talk it out.

Gemini: Tries not to say anything about it, but they get anxious and paranoid of everything.

Cancer: Is most likely to just let their feelings out the easiest of all the signs. They might cry or punch a pillow.

Leo: Turns into a Diva for a week straight. 

Virgo: Confronts the person/problem but chickens out.

Libra: Try their best to negotiate, but if they can’t they turn into a Leo. 

Scorpio: Tries to act like It never happened but fails.

Sagittarius: ‘'WHAT EMOTIONS?? HAHAHAHAH I NEVER HAD THEM. NOPE. NOT ME.” *cries for two hours*

Capricorn: Ignores the person or thing or 274739372 years.

Aquarius: *internally screaming* 

Pisces: Probably the first one to solve the problem and talk it out because they are compassionate and loving af