Kelly, the Trash!

Since I haven’t done this in a while

“Spend the night with me.”

“Cut the act already!”

“I know you want me just as much as I want you.”

“What more do you want from me!”

“This is a one time thing.”

“It’s not like that I swear.”

“Say the words and I’m yours.”

“I know your secret.”

“Just hold my hand for a bit.”

“I need you, please.”

“What the hell is that?”

“Don’t do this please.”

“We still have time how about we…”

“Did you just lick me?”

“You smell nice.”

“Just do it already!”

“I’m not helping you study.”

“You always do this.”

“If you need something, just holler. Or cough really loudly if that’s easier.“

"If you mention food one more time, I swear I will eviscerate you.”

“We need to get you into a different shirt. You’ve already sweat through that one.”

“Please just don’t—don’t touch me.”

“What the hell are you doing on the bathroom floor at 3 in the morning?”

“I really can’t eat that right now. It’ll just come right back up.”

“I could probably fry an egg on your forehead. That’s how high your fever is right now.”

“Is that my sweater? I’m going to have to burn that thing now that you’ve contaminated it!”

“I know you’re exhausted, but you need to stay awake right now. I gotta get some medicine in you.”

“Please just sit down. You’re swaying on your feet right now.”