Smile.

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me

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The biggest plot hole in Cinderella is not the fact that only she fit the shoe, but t that the shoe didn’t disappear at the stroke of midnight along with the rest of the magic.

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

well that’s fairly accurate

Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

Lmfao the pause

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.