Kellerific Writing

Not being very active on twitter or tiktok is fun because you'll occasionally get wind of some Discourse that makes hundreds of thousands of people extremely mad but you'll have the luxury of just going, "wow, that's stupid", and moving on while everyone else continues to suffer from rage induced aneurysms over pointless nonsense every waking hour

i would like it to be hockey now, please.

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

this implies that ilya was bragging the hell out of his sandwich making ;D date and how he had learned how to make a tuna melt last weekend and it was going to be so good and so romantic. And all the hockey boys sat down when it was not so good and said "yeah my bro ilya is such a good lover, but hes a tad wild, its definitely the sandwich that he messed up"

omg pls unmute🔊 bc this commentary is literally an australian yelling tumblr tags out loud

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

reblog to give prev a notification

Malicious unreliable narrator who really wants to lie to the audience for fun getting increasingly frustrated as every bit of bullshit they spin inexplicably later turns out to be technically true.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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