"ONE, BY ONE, BY ONE, BY ONE."

Will you?

"I keep getting anonymous tips about some "convicted-biter-anon" who's apparently made it their life's work to hop universes just to bite that poor convict from the SM-13...

Not stab him. Not save him. Not warn him.

Bite him.

Every timeline. every opportunity. chomp. then they disappear before anyone can ask why.

I don't know what's more upsetting:

* that this is apparently real.

* that multiple people have independently confirmed it.

* or that i've now met Simon and the first thing he asked me was, "Are you here to bite me too?"

I hate the multiverse. Perhaps, have you heard anything about said biter-anon?

— Mayor Whitacre"

I-

(The little fucker barely restrains themselves from biting or yelling at him. They don't want to start a fight and incriminate themselves. They can't get another major injury again.)

N-No!! Haven't... heard of them....... why do you ask????

"Tsk... Are you sure that you haven't heard of them, my little friend..? You might want to reconsider the answer you've just given me."

There was something dark in Damien's eyes now, yet he still had a slight smile on his face.

(There was something not so friendly about that smile, Biter thinks.)

Uuuu.....

(Does this guy actually know who Biter is? Or did he ask that to see their reaction? People have told him about them, so surely they must've described what they looked like...)

"Back in the 1930's they did put dogs down which... Kept biting people."

The heavy black metal cane made a loud tap and Damien's image seemed to change a lot.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... Look, a liar.. Such a shame that i knew who i am talking to and yet- You still decided to abuse my trust."

Clocks in the room stopped working, lights begun to flicker and the male's appearance seemed to glitch slightly.

(For every step forward the man takes, Biter takes a step back. They wave their hands defensively.)

S-Stay back! You wouldn’t wanna mess with me, I’m telling the captain! He’s gonna rip your spine out!

✨: To be honest, I don’t think even Captain Ianus can save you from this one.

Ah shit… CAPTAAAIIINNNNN!!!! HELLLPPPP!!

✨: We can deal with this ourselves, just take the goggles off. What’s the point in putting yourself down anyway?

"Nope, not today. Not today- I have dealt with enough Eldritch crap. Just- light him."

bc why would the guy who’s dedicated a disturbing amount of time to finding the leviathan not check his inventory?? right after he got mad at wifies for the same thing??

ALSO wifies hotbar is never full, so presumably neither was hummers. he should have visibly seen the potion be picked back up again

ALSO ALSO he dropped it so close to himself like duh he was gonna pick it up again?? anyone who’s played minecraft for a little bit knows that you gotta launch stuff off a cliff if you don’t want it back lol

SO hummer gave himself an excuse bc he couldn’t follow wifies and who wouldn’t be able to follow wifies but a guy who doesn’t exist (omg guys i said the thing)

you know who probably wouldn’t be able to follow wifies to see leviathan? the leviathan itself. you know who would be able to “feel” a leviathan? the leviathan, cause duh. wifies makes no mention of “feeling” it (maybe that’s gonna come up later), but he experienced all the stuff people were posting about-changed screenshots, gold flecks, etc

hummer is the only guy who mentions feeling instead of seeing, and he seems to know a whole lot about how leviathan works and refuses to elaborate on why he knows

he’s the only person that’s brought up the leviathans motives or strategies to see it and IT ENDS UP WORKING?? seems like insider knowledge to me wdym you “just know” that you need to look without potions, in hardcore, and believe

Wifies: it's a keypad. Keypad doors are easy to crack the code on.

Avery: that'll take too much time. It also has a card reader so let me go steal a employer ID card.

Ace: Oh yes, because stealing something definitely won't let everyone know that we're here. Look, I can tail someone and find out what the code to the door is a lot quicker then punching in every combination.

Orion: Yes ok all of you are smart, but have any of you tried the door handle?

All three of them:.... is it-

AU where brandon kills his dad and is on the run repost if u agree

Kayne: so i kinda... met someone 😏

THE INFINATE MIND OF AZATHOTH THE ALL SEEING HORROR: gloop

project iron loss

grace from project hail mary + simon from iron lung + their adopted adult child ranboo from generation loss the social experiments