good lives make bad stories

An ant was spotted chewing a seed below decks on the night of June 12th, 1809. 200 sailors died of fright

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

I disagree. We need more feminine protagonists who are sweet and demure while carrying stress and grief with quiet dignity. Being a female protagonist does not mean you have to be a man. Be a woman in the best way.

What planet are you on where they're making all the female characters messy dykes and can I come there

in bed rn thinking how much i really really need october and november to come already I miss my long coat and eating hot sweet potato stew to warm myself up and freezing while I smoke at the bus station and sleeping with 3 blankets #JustSaying #Amen #TruthNuke

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever