keith as you know it.

Yeah they’re looking into it but they can’t promise they’ll find who it was. They’re certainly cracking down on security and fixing the gate codes and my locks….still, it’s unsettling someone was in my place. Nope, no idea yet.

Were you there when it happened?

Then beers it is, I’m off tonight if you want to go out to some bars…..or, I guess the better question is IF you can keep up.

You may have a steel bladder but I definitely don’t back down from a fight.

uhmm yeah, i don’t know? blame my parents? ha! but thanks for the compliment.

That was the point, it was open to inturuptation. Honestly, pretty much anything….well, within reason. I made a few hundred bucks, not a few thousand, so while I’m a little limited I’m still open to suggestion.

Yeah, okay. A beer definitely sounds nice right about now.

Can’t go wrong with the simple things in life Bud and i’m sure you make excellent oatmeal but the only way i can confirm that is in the tasting.and i am an excellent judge when i comes to food.    

Someone finally gets it. Thank you. Well, come by anytime at the house, we can have an oatmeal party kind of night.

You’re a cook.. but you love making oatmeal? Why?

It’s easy, it’s simple and it’s healthy. It’s my go-to food when I want to be lazy.

Don’t worry, I’m alright….my friends have been literal angels and let me stay with them.

I’m sure the cops are doing their best to help. You might not get your TV back but at least, they could keep your home safe again. Any news on who the asshole was?

So you are a cook? and you prefer making oatmeal? Oatmeal? Really? Okay I gotta know why? 

Yeah, well, oatmeal is good and easy to make. I’m not saying it’s my specialty. But it’s what I love making. Plus, it’s good for the heart.

How’s it embarrassing? Oatmeal is one of those simple foods that you love and can’t get enough of.

Well, clearly people would expect me to say something fresh and exciting, like some Italian dish that won’t trigger Italians. But hey, I’m not that guy but it’s a little shy to admit to guests at the hotel.

Oatmeal is the best.

Say it louder for the people in the back.

I really want to set up a games night for just fun and to just get drunk and we can play games like cards against humanity, monopoly and a lot of other thing… But I mean would anyone even be interested in attending?

Sounds like an extremely interesting night. Is there still room for one?

After a very stressful week of being broken into, I haven’t felt much like leaving my house…sorry if I worried anyone but, I’ve felt very down in the dumps and a down in the dumps Darby is not a fun one to be around. But don’t fret, I’m getting back on my feet and I missed all of your beautiful faces. PS. All the person took was my TV luckily, but now I have to reorganize my whole apartment so that’s what I’ve been up to.

You’re probably more than tired of being questioned about what happened so I’m just going to say, I hope you’re okay now. The most important thing is you’re safe.

Look, I’m not one to brag but I made BANK last night at work. Who wants to go blow it on some stupid shit? My treat, obviously.

Dude, your words could literally be taken in a lot of different ways. What exactly are you treating people?

I er, honestly do not know what is worse, having a cold, or missing work. It may just be the latter, but if I went, I’d get everyone else sick so, now I’m stuck in bed..great.

Passion is a good thing to have but really, taking care of yourself is better. Hope you feel better soon.