The year: 2069. The country: Cumerica. The stakes: Never been lower.
Technology is going rogue, the cops are helpless, people are fleeing, and the city is dying but—don’t worry—Alan Fisting, Private Detective, is on the case.
Shafted by life in every way but the pleasurable kind, Alan gets a second chance with a case that could change everything. In his quest to save Shitt City and make the Fisting family name great again, Alan must deal with overeager tentacle monsters, scantily clad kidnappings, eldritch food establishments, and a leggy blond by the name of Noah Homeaux who won’t take the hint that Alan’s absolutely, 100%, not looking for a secretary or anything else for that matter.
Hello! Alan Fisting P.D.–while primarily the most hilarious typo ever made–is also a serialized gay detective novel that has already eaten a year of my life and is finally ready to be abandoned to the public. It’s a comedy with sci-fi and romance thrown in, lewd bits and everything.
You can read it on Radish Fiction, a mobile app for serialized fiction where I will be posting a new chapter every Monday. It’s available on both Android and iOS. You can click the link on your phone to get to the app, and once it’s downloaded it should open directly to the story page. If it doesn’t, you can click the link again or simply search for ‘Alan Fisting’. I’m pretty easy to find.
But can I read it for free?
Absolutely, you giant cheapskate. Alan Fisting P.D. is posted under Radish’s fremium model. That means the first three chapters start out unlocked, while the following chapters unlock after 7 days. You can buy coins to unlock them early (I think it breaks down to 40-odd cents a chapter depending on how many coins you buy at once), but it’s possible to read the whole thing without spending a cent. However, if you do shell out some cash, you will be directly supporting me, the author, as well as a platform incredible enough to let me market a novel titled Alan Fisting P.D.
I’m tired of reading this post.
Understandable, because instead you should be reading…
CHAPTER 1: FISTING FAMILY DETECTIVE
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