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I’m so mad because this worked

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

the plural of sheep is shoop

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

or both

you can’t be both

kissing sounds weird and gross why do people do it

zebras are white with black stripes. i know this because i have been inside a zebra. you do not want to be inside a zebra. and i thought they smelled bad on the outside

dont propose to me by giving me a ring. give me a crown. show me what’s up

What the fuck are dolphins supposed to put their groceries in

what happened to flo rida? did he just disappear in 2012? is he safe? is he happy?

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet