Klance Is My Life

Klance AU in which Lance is in search for a boyfriend and encounters Keith who works as a personal trainer (and loves to wear low-cut tank tops).

shiro: that was a figure of speech. please don't kill anyone.

#i saw a man so beautiful i cried

keith: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

11/11 Happy pocky day

keith: cause you say stupid shit

Lance: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

Suit up

Keith:You need another man.

What she means: Okay but the very fact that Lance can be confirmed as bi through a milkshake meme is so Lance that it isn't even funny. Like, this is exactly the way that Lance would go about bringing up his orientation. He would just casually sing "my milkshake brings all the boys and ladies to the yard" when milking Kaltenecker. This would happen. There is no doubt in my mind. So the very fact that we could get it confirmed this way could not do Lance more justice. Jeremy you have to do it. You gotta. This is the best way to reveal it. Dreamworks will forgive you. Jerem-

Keith: Um, I die?? What kind of question...

Keith at some point tbh

Lance: I hope it's Keith, because he's cute

Allura, looking into the camera like she's on the office: I need new friends