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I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

oh FUCJK i just realized something

holdon just give me a fucking second

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

in drawing class yesterday we were doing a critique for our self-portraits, and one girl, who is like the coolest chillest stoner girl type imaginable, had drawn herself at the dentist holding that thing that sucks the water or of your mouth, and one person was like “what’s that you’re holding?” and she said “it’s mister thirsty.” and we all sat there for a second processing, and one boy said “…did you just call that thing mister thirsty?” and she was like “yeah, is that not what you call it?” and everyone shouted NO and she was like “i don’t know what you guys are on. it’s called mister thirsty.”

Been reading through the D&D monster manual and I think my favorite dragon is the brass dragon. It’s a chaotic good dragon that is so obsessed with conversation that it will literally not leave you alone until you’ve satisfied its need for small talk. If you try to get away it will knock you out with fucking sleep gas and restrain you so it can keep chatting with you. Idk how “good” that is but it’s a great example of chaotic behavior, for sure.

Chaotic extrovert

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It’s Britney, bitch

It’S bRiTnEy, BiTcH