Kebabzone.

not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

Don’t talk to Mumford or his sons ever again

when fleabag said “I love you” and then the priest said “it’ll pass” I had no choice but to go completely insane in my bedroom

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

I didn’t understand the boring message of this picture i thought it was an important message about how all the kites made nowadays are too damn small

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz