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𝐖𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 . #keatonesque an independent and highly selective 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 written by bambi carrd.

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hi i’m so sorry i’ve been neglecting newt a bit ); i’ve been distracted by my other blogs but please feel free to bump me over on them or find me at chrissy crumble#7526 !
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) tv spot
theseus: join the ministry
newt, who has historically had less than exemplary issues with authority, has no high opinion of authority, who regularly evades the law as necessary: um. no thank you. i’ll have to pass on that one.
@lamehnt / theseus : “ when was the last time we had a real conversation. ”
❛ probably somewhere before you started trying to get me to join the ministry family, ❜ it’s not a real answer, not really, and their issues came long before his brother kept trying to push newt toward a real job, not just gallivanting off after magical creatures. it isn’t theseus’ fault. not completely. the chasm had been much smaller, when they were younger. now stretched further, wider, theseus on one end trying to throw a rope toward newt. and newt, newt examines the rope but doesn’t explain why he won’t grasp it, why the rope is susceptible to breakage and likely won’t hold all of his weight, dropping him into the deep trench, why it’s more likely to pull theseus with him than pull both to safety. newt’s not particularly fond of sides either. he’s fine, here. even with something uncomfortable swirling in the pit of his gut, guilt perhaps, the desire to flee under such scrutiny, such confrontation. answers not yet ready to give, too sharp, still forming, bat against his insides. words, contrite, start to flow, stilted, and sorry. ❛ it’s just i’m terribly busy right now, i can’t come to dinner tonight. or, this weekend, i’m afraid. but soon. ❜

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@vcna / eddie : " people think i am weird. "
it’s an unfortunate thing, really. that time and time again, in what appears as human nature, people tend to shun or vilify what was different. ❛ in my experience people don’t like what they cannot understand and even less, what they cannot control. that’s not your fault, eddie. it’s best to ignore them, ❜ newt was no stranger to cruel tongues or stray ankles, big bullies with nasty vitriol. at every corner of the world they seemed to stand. ❛ or, prove them wrong. ❜ the thing about them though, was that they were truly pitiable. because at their center, their very core, newt found, was only something hollow.
if anyone is interested, i made a st multi @byllshit !
this is me trying
“ i’ve been having a hard time adjusting ”
“ i didn't know if you’d care if i came back ”
“ i have a lot of regrets about that ”
“ maybe i don’t quite know what to say ”
“ i’m here in your doorway ”
“ i just wanted you to know that this is me trying ”
“ so i got wasted like all my potential ”
“ my words shoot to kill when i’m mad ”
“ i have a lot of regrets about that ”
“ i was so ahead of the curve ”
“ fell behind all my classmates and i ended up here ”
“ and it’s hard to be at a party when i feel like an open wound ”
“ it’s hard to be anywhere these days when all i want is you ”
illicit affairs
“ make sure nobody sees you leave ”
“ tell your friends you're out for a run ”
“ take the road less traveled by ”
“ tell yourself you can always stop ”
“ leave the perfume on the shelf ”
“ like you don’t even exist ”
“ take the words for what they are ”
“ and that’s the thing about illicit affairs ”
“ but they lie and they lie and they lie ”
“ don’t call me “kid"
“ don’t call me “baby” ”
“ look at this godforsaken mess that you made me ”
“ you showed me colors you know i can’t see with anyone else ”
“ look at this idiotic fool that you made me ”
“ you taught me a secret language i can’t speak with anyone else ”
“ and you know damn well for you, i would ruin myself a million little times ”
invisible string
“ i used to think i would meet somebody there ”
“ were there clues i didn’t see? ”
“and isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me? ”
“ she said i looked like an american singer ”
mad woman
“ what did you think i’d say to that? ”
“ they strike to kill, and you know i will ”
“ fuck you forever ”
“ every time you call me crazy, i get more crazy ”
“ and when you say i seem angry, i get more angry ”
“ no one likes a mad woman ”
“ you made her like that ”
“ they say, “move on” but you know i won’t ”
“ it’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together ”
“ i’m taking my time ”
“ ‘cause you took everything from me ”
epiphany
“ keep your helmet, keep your life ”
“ just a flesh wound, here’s your rifle ”
“ sir, i think he’s bleeding out ”
“ some things you just can’t speak about ”
“ only twenty minutes to sleep ”
“ but you dream of some epiphany ”
betty
“ i won’t make assumptions about why you switched your homeroom but i think it’s ‘cause of me ”
“ one time i was riding on my skateboard when i passed your house it’s like i couldn’t breathe ”
“ you heard the rumors from [ name ] ”
“ you can’t believe a word she says ”
“ the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you ”
“ but if i just showed up at your party would you have me? ”
“ would you want me? ”
“ would you tell me to go fuck myself? ”
“ i don’t know anything but i know i miss you ”
“ i hate the crowds, you know that ”
“ plus, i saw you dance with him ”
“ slept next to her but i dreamt of you all summer long ”
“ i’m here on your doorstep ”
“ the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you ”
“ will you love me? ”
“ will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends? ”
“ you know i miss you ”
peace
“ i never had the courage of my convictions ”
“ no, i could never give you peace ”
“ but i’m a fire and i'll keep your brittle heart warm ”
“ but i would die for you in secret ”
“ the devil’s in the details but you got a friend in me ”
“ i talk shit with my friends ”
“ your integrity makes me seem small ”
“ i’d give you my sunshine, give you my best ”
“ but the rain is always gonna come if you’re standin’ with me ”
“ all these people think love’s for show ”
“ would it be enough if i could never give you peace? ”
hoax
“ this has broken me down ”
“ your faithless love’s the only hoax i believe in ”
“ don't want no other shade of blue but you ”
“ i am ash from your fire ”
“ you know i left a part of me back in new york ”
“ you knew the hero died so what’s the movie for? ”
“ but what you did was just as dark ”
“ you have beaten my heart ”
“ you knew it still hurts underneath my scars from when they pulled me apart ”
“ you knew you won so what’s the point of keeping score? ”
🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( all of these are just some random sentences i thought could be fun to use. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ are you kidding me ? ❜ ❛ at least you tried. ❜ ❛ can i kiss you ? ❜ ❛ come and make me. ❜ ❛ did you hear that ? ❜ ❛ don’t give up now. ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me. ❜ ❛ don’t listen to them. ❜ ❛ for once, shut up ! ❜ ❛ have you told them ? ❜ ❛ i can’t help you. ❜ ❛ i care about you. ❜ ❛ i don’t believe you. ❜ ❛ i didn’t mean that. ❜ ❛ i had no idea. ❜ ❛ i’m here for you. ❜ ❛ i’m not giving up. ❜ ❛ i need your help. ❜ ❛ i’ll try my best. ❜ ❛ i’ll never forget you. ❜ ❛ i’m proud of you. ❜ ❛ it’s my turn now. ❜ ❛ i’ve made a mistake. ❜ ❛ sometimes, life really sucks. ❜ ❛ stay with me, please. ❜ ❛ story of my life. ❜ ❛ tell me the truth ! ❜ ❛ thanks but no thanks. ❜ ❛ thank you … for everything. ❜ ❛ to hell with it. ❜ ❛ wait, are you serious ? ❜ ❛ wanna talk about it ? ❜ ❛ we’ll get through this. ❜ ❛ what’s wrong with you ? ❜ ❛ what did i do ? ❜ ❛ what do you think ? ❜ ❛ when will it stop ? ❜ ❛ where did you go ? ❜ ❛ will you marry me ? ❜ ❛ you can’t just leave. ❜ ❛ you could’ve been hurt ! ❜ ❛ you don’t trust me. ❜ ❛ you don’t wanna know. ❜ ❛ you lied to me. ❜ ❛ you’re jealous, aren’t you ? ❜
more random dialogue prompts ,
“why do you have that look on your face?”
“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”
“what have you done to yourself?”
“did you do something different with your hair?”
“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”
“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”
“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”
“there’s something wrong with me.”
“no, i don’t hate you.”
“hey stupid.”
“we’re aren’t them.”
“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”
“you know you’re wrong.”
“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”
“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”
“what makes me so special?”
“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”
“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”
“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
"how about we don’t do that.”
“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”
“you’re the worst.”
“i don’t need you right now.”
“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”
“i thought you were supposed to call me.”
“take my hand.”
“i need you.”
“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”
“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”
“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”
“why won’t you tell me what happened?”
“you don’t know what this means to me.
“i know it doesn’t make sense.”
“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”
“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”
“your voice is putting me to sleep.”
“did you find what you were looking for?”
"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”
“well, i guess that’s broken.”
“i thought it was part of the act.”
“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”
“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”
“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”
“how could you do this to me?”
“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”
“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”
“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”
“people think i’m weird.”
“i think i’m losing myself again.”
“you can’t be here.”
“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”
“do you know what today is?”
“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”
“i need to get out.”
“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”
“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”
“you gonna eat that?”
“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”
“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”
“we’ll never make it in time.”
“you’d be late for your own funeral.”
“you should have seen it coming.”
“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”
“why can’t you just be happy for me?”
“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”
“is this how you flirt with everyone?”
“how much longer till we’re there?”
“what have you done?”
“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”
“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”
“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”
“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”
“i never want to hear you say that again.”
“you’re all i have.”
“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”
“i was doing so well until you showed up.”
“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”
“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”
“how can you stand this place?”
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”
“you need to stop.”
“i don’t like that look, what happened?”
“is that seriously your password?”
“what’s your problem?”
“you had no right to use it without asking.”
“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”
“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”
“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”
“why do you want to help me?”
“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”
“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”
“hey, look what came in the mail!”
“do you want to get a drink or something?”
“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”
“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”
“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”
“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”
“you need to leave.”
“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”
“i do blame you.”
“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”
“you’re no longer useful to me.”
“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”

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newt’s case has very extensive charms that vary in levels of complication but it’s safe to say most are very complicated and intricate and i love the idea of newt reaching out to eulalie because of how well known her charm work is and the two of them exchanging tips and ideas and furthering one another in their respective fields
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