hurts to be wrong doesn't it, hermann?

in england, they have no word for love

life is beautiful but only if you don’t look in it’s eyes

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

snapchat is an application of the devil if someone asks you for your snap know they have been infiltrated by demonic energy and their soul is no longer theirs frankly

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

my unreliable ass could never be a narrator

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

need to be ripped apart and left like that for a few days i think

*replaces your brain fluid with sprite*

having a crush is so embarrassing i need to be lobotomized

like what if i want us to hold hands & maybe even jump off a cliff together. whatever. fuck you