The Adventure Zone Balance from Arc 2 Murder on the rockport limited. feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, Ā whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
ā Again, youāre not in prison, I donāt know why I said that. ā
ā Ayy, caught you eyeing my gel balls. Thatās what makes it extra crunchy. ā
ā What⦠are you wearing? What isā? Iām wearing my full business regalia, and you look like Little Nemo. ā
ā When would a murder come at an opportune time? ā
ā We absolutely are going to fire you out of a cannon. ā
ā You kinda sound like, uh, some kind of wolf-man. ā
ā Please put your head flush with the back of the chair so you donāt breakā any of your neck bones! ā
ā A swamp is not a beverage. Iām just going to go ahead and cutā cut you off at the pass there. Swamps arenāt drinkable. ā
ā Aw, no, you got swamp jizz in your eyes! ā
ā Let the man smell your hand! ā
ā Iām just saying Iām feelingā Iām feeling you. As a buddy. As a friend. ā
ā This is my, my flair. We all get to wear one piece of flair on Tuesdays. ā
ā You wonāt need a full nightās sleep. But if youāre feeling nappy, this is a place where, historically, people sleep. ā
ā We actually need extra pillows. I sleep with a pillow between my knees and between my elbows and behind my Ā head and under my feet, if I could getā ā
ā Iām eating hardtack. Lifeās hard on the road. ā
ā Yes. Iā a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anybody yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name, [speakerās Name]. ā
ā Strangers arenāt strangers anymore once youāve talked to them and learned their names. ā
ā The memory of my grandpaās name died long before I was born. ā
ā Oh, thatās not that weird to have a train name. A name that you use only on trains. ā
ā I feel like this conversation is starting to take a turn for the worse, so Iām gonna head out. ā
ā This is a real garden I tend to myself to help me exorcise my demons. ā
ā I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I canāt be too bad. ā
ā I wanna tell you a story about the time that there were three ogres, right? And then one of them punched me so hard I almost died. ā
ā Iām chilling, Iām almost dead! Iām gonna chill here. ā
ā You are impossible to talk to, and this is the worst conversation Iāve ever done. ā
ā Iāve found that not killing is pretty easy. I go long periods of time without killing anybody. ā
ā Bad news compadres, this place is magic as hell. ā
ā I mean, thatās aā that oneās pretty obvious but if youāre having trouble, a thing canāt live without a head. ā
ā Iām going to kill everyone here, and then Iām going to bring you all back to life again, and then Iām going to kill you again. ā
ā Meat monsters donāt go to heaven. ā
ā Wait a minute! I got it I got it, I got it. I got it. Okay. Listen: This is stupid. Are you ready to do something really stupid? ā
ā I was gonna eat āem as a traintime snack, but I forgot to eat āem in the train times. ā
ā Listen, kid, Iām not a magic worker, okay? Well, technically speaking, I am in fact a magic worker, but⦠Iām busy. ā
ā I canāt believe youāve done it again. I canāt believe youāve done this. ā
ā Anything your heart desires I can put it in your mouth. ā
ā Say no to bad dick! ā
ā Yeah, Iām already two-monitoring this shit, this is getting out of control, I guess I can loop my televisionā anyway, okay. ā
ā Join me in the spa! ā