❛ damn, your slick right. i mean, he could always be a point guard or somethin’, cause them niggas ain’t tall for shit. damn, i got faith in lil’ stevie. don’t do my mans like that. that’s the question of the century ! he’d probably be around here building houses or something manual. but, singing and playing the piano is lit too. ❜

❛ i’m not a big sports fan either, i was just asking a general question of do you think he would be good at it or not— which was a joke, ‘cause you know.. he’s blind. no ? alright, forget it. soccer doesn’t interest me at all, to be honest. i would fade american football or basketball if i were you. well, at least you’re not starving ! ❜

❛ y’all think stevie wonder would be fye at basketball, yeah or no ? i just came across that video of him shooting ball and i am absolutely sure there’s a nice little hammock in hell for me. sheesh, i hope y’all’s night is more eventful than mine ! ❜

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❛ and i— oop ! you know what, i’m not about to play with you. but, what i will say is, i’m not being held responsible for any trips to the clinic, and these hoes better be glad we’re not in alabama. an ASTUR and FRANCA production ? sheesh, HBO is shakin’ in its seat ! ❜

❛ wow, how’d you know ? honestly, we’re in the works of SHOWBOX after dark. you know, somethin’ for the adult audience. we gotta’ get a bag anyway we can, so here we are. if you’d like to be casted, let me know effective immediately. we could always use a petite white-y on deck. ❜

❛ uh, i—. honestly, you’re probably right. anyways, that doesn’t sound too good, but i’ma let you thug it out. i mean, technically you’re right, but wouldn’t you rather suppress your sickness until it eventually goes away? but, clearly not, so i’ma’ let you have at it. if you die, i would like a chain or two. thanks ! ❜

❛ lemme make you mr. worldwide and blast a social media flyer with your address on it while you’re being so generous. i’ll call it VIVA LA ORION. thank me later ! ❜

❛ and i— oop ! please, speak on it. two things that people can’t seem to let go of are bad closures and their favorite name brand. like, c’mon now. but, people love to be quote unquote, woke. ❜

❛ so, i just looked it up and congrats— moms was right ! google also said ‘the more birds, the richer you’ll be’ but fuck that shit. i’d rather be broke than be a toilet bowl for a whole bunch of birds. i really don’t know why i opened this conversation up talking about bird poop in the first place, but here we are. that’s nice to hear, kinda... you takin’ something for that, or nah ? ❜

❛ i just know that you aren’t possibly taking the bird’s side on this one, you just can’t be. nobody just looks up before they walk underneath a tree, so gotta’ be cappin’. like, there’s honestly no other explanation. you’re just trying to make me feel guilty in this situation, and it’s not happening ! ❜ furrowing her eyebrows together at the male’s last comment, ASTUR’s eyes narrowed at his own chocolate duo before chuckling softly at his attempt at a joke. ❛ nah, i actually rubbed it in. i heard bird shit is a lovely hair moisturizer. would you like to feel it ? ❜

❛ okay, is that factual information, or are you just telling me that to make me feel better about the situation ? either way, i’ma take it. my day was actually pretty decent outside of that, so you’re absolutely right about that one. how was yours, though ? ❜