kAINE!

going to hell anyone want anything

ive had the loveless aro and romance repulsed wiki pages open in my tabs for 1+ months

bake a cake and feed a giant friend

kill god then break a leg and die

i miss my friends forever

"who do you think you are" im me? did you expect something else? youre getting what it says on the box. batteries sold separately

you ever wake up and your eyes dont want to open and you cant fall back asleep and youre still tired but not sleeping and your head hurts but not too bad and youre thirsty but theres no glass of water nearby and you toss yourself over a few times to try and find a comfortable position to fall back asleep in but now youre just less tired and you dont know what time it is and your back kinda hurts and you lay there and you taste your own breath and your breath smells really bad and you think damn. this sucks. i should probably get up. maybe theres some breakfast for me to eat

i never dreamt about this man i didnt invite him to my mind palace

there is a playground in heaven and im banned from it

(eyes watering, nose running, looking like ive cried for an hour straight) its not even that spicy bro

you and me were gonna move in together on 123 friend street

if youre over 50 you shouldnt be allowed to vote

they tell me to kick rocks and then get mad at me when my boot hits their kidneys

oh so a couple can say "we're trying for a baby" and that's fine but if i say "can i watch" i'm the weirdo freak?

If my entire feed on any social media ever is filled with nothing but deltarune i Will crash out

brand new dick got no pee

yeah i make triple AAA games adhd autism and aromantic