My quote book

I have many talents, including the phrase 'getting kicked by a white man'

Do you know how THRIVING I would be if I was dating a 7ft tall militant feminist latina??!?!?!???!

Me: Wait if you weren't productive what were you doing?

Who's your queer jesus?

Zain: He's like Derrida

Me: Didn't you know??? That western civilization is the only one that matters??"

I mean look at him (talking about Zuko) he's 18, running a whole nation, while I'm, 19, failing college.

All of your body is a babies butt how do you do it.

*talking about her own art* also I didn't draw the palm frawns over their titties to censor their bodies, I'm just really bad at drawing titties, if I could be gayer I would

The only label I subscribe to is apathetic. 'What is our sexuality' Apathetic. 'What is your gender?' Apathetic.

I don't understand how she can be so vocal in class, like I'm just like /oh no attentionnnn/

We don't have a lot of social drama in rotterdam but then I visit Emily and I'm just like what is this web of lies and deceit????

Me:Its like a sauna in here

Josh@me: You throw away God?"

Paul Ryan is ravier than you.

Me: *after listening to Big Green Tractor* just came out here to have a good time and look at tractors and all I got it your green penis!

I WOULD SUE GOD BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HECK HE IS!