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Depressed people are too talented in understanding their reality

Veterinarians do most of their euthanasia for quality of life issues. Humans are only euthanized by the state for behavioral issues.

Emily Elizabeth’s family must be loaded if they can afford to take care of a 25-foot dog.

The poor guy who actually slipped and fell on the phallic shaped object will never be believed.

A good sneeze and a bad nut is on the same level of enjoyment

It’s probably beneficial for his legacy that Michael Jackson didn’t live to see the social media age.

Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

i love tumblr bc nothing matters here but pictures and inner thoughts