happy holidays!

Things I’ve said while very tired {Sentence Starters}

“You need to do the sleep. I need to do the sleep.”

“I don’t think that’s supposed to do that thing, is it?”

“Well, whatever floats your goat, friend.”

“This game tears families apart… I get to be the racecar!”

“I want one of those. I’ll ride it into battle.”

“It needs to not be cute. That’s not even fair. It’s not.”

“You can fight my face, then.”

“Stop laughing at my incompetence, that’s rude!”

“Yes, I just put the mayonnaise in the cabinet. Don’t judge me.”

“My hands stopped handing an hour ago.”

“Have you ever wondered about frogs? Just… frogs?”

“Sleep is for the WEAK! —- And I am the weak, apparently.”

“I’m not tired. YOU’RE tired.”

“I could wrestle a bear if I wanted to!”

“I’m ready to fight! I’m not sure who I’m fighting, yet, but — !”

“Can I boop your nose? Just a little boop?”

“Can I just sleep here tonight? Walking to my room requires effort.”

“I might be barely conscious, but I’m still the winner!”

“It’s three am and I’m making a bagel. Clearly, I have my life together.”