conjugar verbos en español siempre me va a matar… ¿por qué tan difícil, babes? why!?

also: yes, speaking a latin-derived language does make it easier to understand & pick up other romance languages. but it can also get in the way sometimes. i find it quite difficult to switch my portuguese-speaking brain off & not subconsciously fill in the gaps with portuñol. that truly is what sets me back the most, i’d say.

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art