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Shinichi after drinking bone hurting juice

He discovered who asked/j

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

I thought I had the brilliant idea to practice my Spanish reading by watching non English or Spanish media with Spanish subtitles but instead my brain is just spinning

imagining like several years postcanon life on the island has reached the point of being more or less stable, they've developed everything they need for a self-sufficient community, and hajime is absolutely horrified to realize that he's bored. completely understimulated now that he doesn't have to deal with some life-threatening emergency every week. everyone's like "hajime dude you're not gonna become evil again just because you're bored" but his boredom is almost physically painful. sooooo everyone starts doing weird and often stupid things to entertain him

makoto calls the island like he does every month and someone has to pick up the phone and inform him, a high-ranking official of the future foundation, that actually he can't talk with the island's representative bc they're playing hide and seek and nobody's seen hajime in a week. 15 vs 1. they've tried putting lookouts at every food supply to no avail so he must have his own stockpile somewhere or maybe he's catching fish with his bare hands. oh yeah no don't worry he's still alive he's been leaving us mocking notes

What does a nearly forty year old supergenius terrorist-turned-hero do with his free time? Well it depends but right now komaeda has figured out his rough location and has roped akane into carrying him around for the final chase, so basically? He's running very fast

no yeah thanks for welcoming me to womanhood again but like yeah this man is in fact currently following me home can we maybe address that aspect

no yeah like I totally see how that was traumatizing and why you would feel threatened by the sight of someone like me in the same bathroom as you. um but can I please get to the sink so I can wash my hands

no right it does sound especially bad for you in ways I could never understand. I will say though I'm not sure if I agree that revealing to the man sexually harassing me that I'm trans would have made me safer actually

no you don't have to call the cops you're right I'll just use the men's. no yeah I should have just listened to you when you said men will just harass women if they share a bathroom. no yeah I'll hold up a sign saying I'm trans so they know not to hurt me

no yeah it sounds devastating not to be able to get pregnant. no you're right I'll never be able to understand what you're going through

no you're right, I should just dress masculine so men don't harass me, it's my fault for dressing this way

no sorry yeah spaghetti straps probably are too much. no sorry I didn't think about the possibility there could be children

no you're right sorry I should have told you I was trans right away. no yeah it does sound really scary and upsetting to find out about my genitalia you're right

no yeah I'm sorry for trying to trick you. um but I really did just wear this makeup look because I thought it would look cute, that's all

no like this isn't a performance sorry I just threw this dress on to run to the pharmacy. uh but thanks for saying I'm slaying boots the house down becky. drag race? no I haven't seen it

no right sorry I didn't realize there was a gender neutral bathroom available. you're right sorry I should be hiding my presence

no sorry yeah I'm being irrational, he probably was just trying to be nice. I'll stay quiet next time

no sorry like I was actually thinking I'd just keep my shorts on in bed till surgery. no yeah I'm aware there's risks. no sorry I already know I don't want to, I don't need to try it "just once." um are you interested in other parts of my body or...?

no yeah thanks for letting me know I'm trying too hard with this skirt. I just thought it was cute is all sorry

lhts bh smhthrd bh mhmh

I'm glad that this was the post where everyone understood the assignment. Great work from everyone in the reblogs, but you get a bonus for having two!